Beware of Scott.... Ware!

I was at a Coffee Bean in Santa Monica today getting a latte, when WHAM, this guy totally plowed me over.  Made me fumble my coffee drink.

It was one of the sickest hits the Coffee Bean has ever seen.  And thats saying a lot since Dwayne Slay came in for low fat, haff caff mocha last year.

He even had the same red blazer on.  I just figured he was with the Salvation Army Real Estate.  Didnt know he was a Trojan.

Wells, thats freakin hilarious....that sounds exactly like something he would do. The other Andrew, you're trying to hard my friend. Texas has Huff and he makes a few plays every now and then, but seriously Ware is intimidating, so is Darnell Bing. I love this blog more and more everyday !!!

Andre Ware - he is one no-career-having mother----!!
 

CorningWare - that is one heat resisting mother ----!!

TupperWare - That is one handy mother----!!  

I can't even say his name. I actually went to school with this "Man" in elementary. He was caught cheating on a test and Ms. Huff never saw it coming. She took his test away and took it to her desk. She told him that he had to go to the Principle's office and when he got up, *BAM*. He put a hit on her like Ronnie Lott. Both shoes came off and one of her knee highs got caught in his teeth. Ms. Huff never came back.

Once, when Scott Ware was 13, he was midway through correctly defining what the Stanford Cardinal was about, when he decided to instead eat the state of California.  He did so in one bite, and pooped out the USC football team (full grown and in pads) fifteen minutes later.

The moral of this story is Scott Ware understands the metaphysics behind Stanford mythology, and also has an incredibly quick and magical metabolism.  And he hits really f'in hard.

The term "carnivore" was invented after Scott Ware was spotted at a carnival eating babies.

Scott Ware never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

The only reason sperm whales are named as they are is because Scott Ware named them that when he dicovered they were the only animals that could deep throat him.

All women love Scott Ware because the mere thought of his goatee creates an explosion of desire and passion in their vaginas.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Scott Ware.

Scott Ware circumcised himself. At birth. With his bare hands.

Superman owns a Scott Ware jearsy.

From Dictionary.com: *Scott* (skot)v. 1795?-1858: 1)To behead using one's bare hands; 2)having brass cojones n. 1954-Present: 1)Celtic name associated with the Civil War of the early 1400's; 2)Mythical creature, said to have the head of a White horse, the body of a Red Dragon, the muscles of Hercules, the sword of King Arthur, and claws made of iron ferite. History of the Name: In the early 1400's when Scotland was in civil turmoil, a man (whose name shall never be repeated) rode on his white horse from village to village plundering and stealing cattle. His legend became so storied that locals feared repeating his name and merely called him Scott. I can't spell what just happened, but I shuddered.

Honestly though, Scott Ware makes evil hits.  Joey was just pointing that out.  So beware...

I thought he was just dangerous before.  Cancel your flight guys.  Once Vince and Co. hear about this Scott guy, they will surely not go.  

Those bold blue eyes and goatee have me quaking (but really its that hit in the 2nd quarter of the Notre Dame game that caused internal bleeding).

lol like'd the tupperware one that was good...

I agree scott is one of the better hitters on SC, but if you're wearing orange, rey mauluga is the one to watch out for.  

Remember this Longhorns??

Scott F*#in Ware was not born in the traditional sense, but instead burst out of his pregnant mother's stomach when he laid a SICK HIT on his twin brother. He then put on a red blazer and grew a goatee just to show what a DANGEROUS Mother---- he truly was.

Also Scott has managed to get by at USC thus far without ever opening any books.  Instead, he stares at books with his piercing blue eyes  until they give him the information he wants, for fear of recieving an EVIL HIT.

When Scott Ware is walking around campus and students ask him what time it is, he always says "two seconds 'til."  After the student invariably asks "two seconds 'til what?" Scott Ware tackles them so hard, they BLEED INTERNALLY.

I am glad that you all see the fear that Scott Ware brings to the table...thanks for giving my boy the pub he deserves. Now if only there was an effective statistical method to measure intimidation...you know, something that can be put into the box score.

Scott the shit ticket...

 

Scott the spaceman...

 

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For your reading pleasure, a little intimidation from my namesake.

After seeing Bush make a fool of a couple different guys, the interviewer asked "So when did he do that to you?"

The Answer: "It didn't happen to me in practice. [Ware laughed.] I'm not going to admit to that."

He immediately stopped laughing, and put a EVIL HIT on that poor stupid interviewer.

I saw this quote on the Sports Guy web site:

"I'm traveling to all 51 states to see who can stop 85." -- Chad Johnson

Obviously, Chad Johnson has never heard of Scott Ware (or a map, for that matter).

That is Scott Ware's goatee clinging for life to his face for fear that it will get knocked off during one of his vicious hits.

Just wait until he is in the NFL and Berman is calling him "Scott Ware 'Did That Come From?'" and "Scott 'Hit Me So Hard I Just Crapped My Under' Ware."

Litte knows facts about Scott Ware...

When Scott Ware sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to hit. Scott Ware has not had to pay taxes ever.

On the USC campus handicap parking signs do not signify that a spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Scott Ware and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Scott Ware built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Scott met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Scott Ware's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Kinda funny coming across this site.  Scott is a former teamate of mine at Santa Rosa JC.  If you think he's tuff,  in practice he used to get in the other line so he wouldn't have to get hit by me. Once I left he was able to come out of his shell his sophmore year and start dominating people.  I guess you could say I spawned Scott Ware.