I find it funny that a former Aggie coach is trying to surround himself with Longhorns.

I'm afraid Ricky might be a bad influence on Vince.

This news is badass.  I hope we know soon whether this has any truth to it.  Rumors like this are just cruel for Horns fans.  As of now, I don't cheer for a particular NFL team so much as I cheer for former Longhorns.  This would certainly direct my focus to Houston.

It sounds too good to be true, but I would certainly look forward to the "regional" Texans games now instead of bitching about them.

If I don't get the Ticket, that is.

Am I asleep?  Or could this be another Kurt "Smoking" Bohls mind-hump for my fellow Longhorn fans to stumblingly ejaculate over.  
I am a gorgeously staunch Cowboys fan, and having lived in Houston for a year or two, i pretty much loathe the Texans for consistently impaling themselves on their own dull lousiness and destroying 4 hours of my CBS morning football.  Plus, David Carr's only contribution to the city is his 2 minute breast cancer diatribe on the ass-clown sports radio broadcast during Monday morning drive-time.  I also hate when people creatively use Toxins as a punchline, and then play the laugh track.

I have been out of the country for most of the NFL season, but didn't Ricky drop like a buck 97 on some lowly rush defense; while Ronnie Brown-eye was licking a sore appendage or am I way off?  Having an entire Longhorn back field might just make me renounce my sworn allegiance to former head coach Dave Campo and fall in the lemming line at Reliant stadium for yellow infection nachos and a Miller Light.  

Obviously this paradoxical scenario makes me even more engourged, due to the projected departure of everyone's favorite offensive fingerpaint-monkey.  

Ever nervous of the backhanded silver ringed pimp-slap that a daydream like this might lead too, I might be concerned that the Texans would Beastie Boys Leinart with their first pick and Sabotage the opportunity to have Young taking snaps next season.  This scenario, would leave every Longhorn crying over the eventuality of the Saints sending Vince to the land winning forgot and leaving newsmakers to wonder who will be coverpaging the bridal gown: Vince or Ditka?  Then again, the Kube loves his PA bootleg and crazy eyes Plumber's jazz decision making in or out of the pocket; where Vince's jaw dropping adultery with grass field ice skating might just pull the heartstrings of Gary's budding pathos.  

I still like VY going to the Tits, sitting under removal of hair McNair and developing into an NFL god as opposed to the trial via fire, run for your life, Texans gameplan.  Don't forget, Billy Volek always ends up starting like three games a season, because Steve breaks his spine or loses a testicle.

As sheet-staining as this little thought exercise may be, have no doubt that Casserly can find a way to turn this into crap fondue.  The best thing for VY would be going to the Titans, at least it's better than ending up with the NO/San Antonio/Los Angeles Saints.  And it would be Bud Adams' final 'F-U' to Houston, he can't pass up the opportunity to stick the knife in one last time.  Bohls needs to step away from the crackpipe (or go work for jerry jones).