Diary of the Week

by Peter Bean on Jan 13, 2006 9:06 AM CST in News Comment 7 comments

We're going to start a new feature here at BON, the "Diary of the Week." You guys do a great job writing all the great diaries, and we thought it was time to draw attention to some of the best ones on the main page. It can be hard to keep up with them all, so we'll start featuring one or two of the best ones each week.

Which also means, of course, that you guys have to keep writing them. Keep it up!

This week we invite you to read TBone Stallone's mad Rose Bowl adventure. Guaranteed to make you laugh.

--PB--

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Whoa, dude...that was heeeelarious

Oh my God...you're so outRAGEous, T-bone! I mean, how refreshingly Un-P.C. to rip on those "FAGS" & their "homosexually adorned hotels!!" NOBODY's brave enough to do that anymore... NOBODY. Hear that, College Station?? We hate 'em, too!!! And what a witty response to those USC girls who asked if all texas dudes were gay: "Where are we staying tonight?" haaaa ha ha. ALL those girls out there wanted to suck it, dude, right? And it wasn't just the gays... the blaxicans, the asians... you hit 'em all, bro!! And what a born writer you are!! I mean, "their 5'1" gloriously pallor frames?" I always thought "pallor" was a noun, and didn't realize someone's "frame" could be pallid OR "pallor," but pure GENIUS, man. "Insert myself into the vagina entrance" and "with an ass that could only be described as adolescent?" Puts Hunter S. Thompson to SHAME... Keep makin' us proud, T-bone Stallion!! Hook 'em!!

by darrell royal ivey on Jan 13, 2006 12:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Read the above, but in a Stewie Griffin accent

Sounds just like a Family Guy.

by the other Andrew on Jan 13, 2006 12:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

The response

is so much funnier coming out of Stewie's mouth.

by Wells on Jan 13, 2006 12:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I sound like Stewie...

and I laughed as I read it out loud.

by DC Trojan on Jan 13, 2006 3:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

what a dick

Tbone's style might be, uh, raw, but he's entertaining and he made many people laugh with this diary. I'm guessing most of this write-up was tongue-in-cheek and just written for fun. No need to be a prick about it. Let's see your Rose Bowl recap, Hemingway. I want to be wowed by your prose. Pompous douche bag.

by Eric on Jan 13, 2006 11:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Review

I found this diary to be both irrational and obscene.

by Kahuna on Jan 13, 2006 12:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Love it

DKRI,
Thanks for all of the resounding praise. I really appreciate the positive feedback and your use of CAPs lock absolutely inspires me. It takes very subtle syntax to create the atmosphere you have tangled yourself in, and often sarcasm doesn't come through in writing. However in this case, it was absolutely crystal. I will do all that I can to personally keep your enormous head tilted high, as long as you promise to be the very best Sonic Night Manager that you can be. We all work hard at our craft, for me its sitting naked at home, occupationless and working overtime with my crack staff of slightly retarded Shelties to come up with the next raunchy description of Greg Davis' erectile dysfunction. For you, it's keeping the smile on your face, when a 16 year old orders the chili Coney and Tots, and throws two dimes next to the peppermints and ketchup held on the outstretched red tray of your broken life. You see, I can't subject myself to the gorgeous deuce and a half wife, you come gladly home to every night smelling like Cherry Limeades, I guess I'm not as confident within myself as you. I admire the obvious enjoyment you have taken from cold heartily trashing my little tale, for that I lift my glass and toast to your wife's huge ass.
Always keeping the elite of this site prideful,
TBS

by Tbone Stallone on Jan 16, 2006 8:40 AM CST reply actions 0 recs