Your morning catnip, kids:
She loves Texas. We love her. Everyone wins.
FYI: On Sunday, with the championship game of the Texas invite tied 2-2 between Texas and Houston, the Horns brought in Cat Osterman. How devastating is that for the opponent? Poor Houston.
Houston Manager: Okay, we're tied here. We've got two runs on the board and a runner on. Here we go!
Houston Player: Um, coach. I think they just brought in Cat Osterman.
Houston Manager: Aw, Christ! How is THAT fair?!?
Texas: Game over.