Anyway, I was -just- about to pronounce this week Douche Week, after our new friend CBowman - who didn't just drop a big one, "He dropped two big ones!" - but the Fletch reference and the most excellent Fletch and Animal House quoting/commentary put me in too positive a mood.
Thus, it shall be Dorf Week. If you plan to post a diary, make sure you include a quote from either Fletch or Animal House in your post. If you don't, it will be deleted. This, I do think, shall ensure quality posting by default. Enjoy Dorf Week, boys and girls!