Catnip Returns

let me just say...wow!

what a triumphant return for cattie.

So I'm on a business trip last week staying in some hotel that leaves the free copy of USA Today outside your door, which is nice because I needed something to read on the throne for the morning BM...so I quickly throw away all the other sections and head straight for the "Sports" and wouldn't you know it, there's Cat on the mound in all her hot as hell glory. It's like the editor at USA Today was saying, "hey buddy, no need to pay $8.99 for Spanktrovision today, this one's on me." Solid.

Of course, when I read that Cat was 6'2", 175 pounds, and had larger than average hands, I nearly fell off the can. I don't care where you're from or how much you bench press, that's a lot of woman. Even for T-Bone.

Just thought that story needed telling. In case you're wondering, I was still able to remount the sturdy commode and do my business unlike Bruce on Survivor...good frequency, good color.

BTW, for you savvy business travelers out there, how does one master the whole "I'm not decent, but I don't want to put on any clothes to open my hotel room door, bend over and grab the paper without getting busted" routine. It's a five second thrill ride to be sure, especially if you're that lady who was walking past room 627 in the Overland Park Marriott at 6:04am last Thursday.

Some people are just hot.