This. Will. Be. Fun.
Yes, it's time for the first ever BON Enemy of the Nation tournament, to be held annually each January. This year's inaugural field should be a good one, and this post will serve as the official nomination thread for the participants. I'll throw out some that immediately spring to mind; your job is to help me with folks I missed.
Ryan Perrilloux: You might be wondering what Perriloux is doing in the 2006 tournament. Good question! Ryan's a special young man. And a standing member of this panel. Every year. Forever. Until he lands in federal prison.
Merril Hoge: Our intern's Vince vs. Hoge video has been viewed over 50,000 times at YouTube. That many people want to see how big a d-bag Hoge is.
Andre Ware/Gary Thorne: The duo turned an awful night (losing to Kansas State) into an epically tragic one. Their awfulness cannot be overstated.
Drew Tate: Another "Horns Down" bitch. Seriously, wtf? You're a senior. Act like you've completed a touchdown before.
Kellen Heard: Duh.
Eric Pederson: Author of tWorst Column. Ever. Defending - nay, glorifying - fellow Enemy Kellen Heard. Prick.
Now it's your turn. Fill out the field. Who'd I miss in this quick list?
Remember: No nominating Greg Davis!