Semifinal #2: Sooner Mom vs. Eric Pederson

by Peter Bean on Jan 17, 2007 6:53 PM CST in Texas Longhorns Football

Our second semifinal features a devastatingly tough matchup between two people who should probably be permanently muzzled and sent to Guantanamo with a fresh tattoo that reads, "I Molest Taliban Children."

Okay, so they may not deserve quite that much punishment, but they're plenty deserving of their spots in the semifinal of this particular tournament.

Who to vote for? The racist, homophobic Sooner fan? Or the late-hit glorifying, Collie-worshiping Aggie fan?

This isn't an easy choice. But choose you must. Voting for both semifinals concludes tomorrow evening. Tournament finals on Friday.

As always, a big hat tip to AR for putting together the video montage.

Click through here to vote.

Poll

Who do you hate more?

Sooner Mom

59 votes

Eric Pederson

104 votes

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i'm voting for the sooner mom

not because she deserves it more than the empty head that perfectly complements that TOTALLY AWESOME bead necklace from Abercrombie, dude. no, Nerdface Douchenstein probably deserves it.

but i'm voting for sooner mom mostly because i don't think it should be heard v. pedersen in the finals. the entire enemy of the nation tournament shouldn't boil down to 1 incident. but that's just my opinion.

by billyzane on Jan 17, 2007 7:37 PM CST reply actions

Sooner Mom & Kid

Good point about the finals. However, Sooner Mom (although she went way overboard) started out (I think) just trying to defend her son. Pedensen tried to defend unsportsman-like and illegal play and went on to attack the character and ability of the victim. Beside my fantasy is that the kid was not crying because his team was losing (he probably didn't know or care), but because his mother had just whacked him for throwing a tantrum when refused another hotdog. She was embarassed that the camera caught hes son throwing a fit.

"Only angry people win football games." --DKR

by OBdoc on Jan 18, 2007 7:44 AM CST up reply actions

Had to go for Boomer Sooner

IMHO, worse atrocities commited by the "dressed by his mother" wanabee journalist. But how could we not have Boomer in the final two???

by crphorn on Jan 18, 2007 10:09 AM CST reply actions

Another tough one

I'm going to cut Pedersen just a cu*t hair of slack - he has obviously drank the maroon Kool-Aid by the barreful down on the farm and let himself get just a little carried away in the emotion of a rare win over our beloved 'Horns. Basically he's just another one of those Aggie freaks who you will see one day rolling down the highway in a maroon Suburban or Buick Park Avenue with fifty 12th man stickers on the bumper and rear window, all complemented by a collie antenna ornament.

Sooner Mom on the other hand...well she's just a real bitch. She ranted and raved on here about everything from race to education levels to sexual preferences to wealth. We all thought she would be proud her son made it on national TV, and this site, simply because he bore a remarkable resemblence to Bob Stoops. Instead she proceeds to degrade us all and threaten lawsuits. Word on the street is the lawsuit is delayed becuase she is currently inflating the tires on her house in preparation for a move to a trailer park in Tulsa that actually has running water - cold only.

Sooner Mom gets it because (1) she's a real beeotch; (2) she's a freakin' Sooner fan; and (3)you can't have two AgFags in the finals.

by Screw O.U. on Jan 18, 2007 12:05 PM CST reply actions