Follow this simple list of rules and make Saturday October 6 all that much less painful

The rules:
Take a drink every time:

on offense:
-we throw a pass 5 yds or less
-colt gets straight up jacked and lands on his right shoulder
-we run a 'zone no read' slow developing hand off to jamal charles
-colt's pass is tipped at the line
-we have a 1st and goal inside the 3 yard line and get stuffed on 3 consecutive runs up the middle and are forced to make a decision on 4th and goal
-mack brown mentions the wind during a half time or postgame interview
-we bring chiles in, put him at WR, attempt to use him to throw a WR pass and it gets stuffed because it's so fucking obvious
-we pass short on 1st and 10, run jamal charles out of the shotgun on 2nd and long, throw a pass short of the 1st down marker on 3rd down, punt on 4th down
-limas sweed drops a pass
-colt audibles at the line and the resulting pass is jumped by a defender who either intercepts the ball or has it hit him right in the chest
-the announcers mention that texas may want to start throwing downfield
-jermichael finley is not utilized for 12 or more consecutive plays
-we do not run a play action pass for 12 or more consecutive plays
-chiles runs for a first down, is removed from the game and not seen for 3 more drives
-colt underthrows a deep ball
-colt throws a wobbly spiral
-jamal charles fumbles

on defense:
-a starting linebacker (killebrew, bobino, derry) is completely and utterly stuffed on an attempted blitz
-a starting linebacker misses a tackle
-a starting linebacker gets to sam bradford a step late
-a starting linebacker cannot shed a block and gets completely absorbed and neutralized on a play
-a great play is made by one of our backup linebackers (norton, muckelroy, kindle)
-an OU receiver catches a ball without a texas DB in the field of view
-an OU running play works well and bob stoops continues to run it successfully all game with no adjustment by our defensive coaches