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Just thought this was amusing...

This is just another example of just how bad FSN really is.  Me and my friends found this to be very funny while we were watching the game on Saturday.  Dave Lapham decided to create his own football term...the "Face Rape"

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http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/...

(I couldn't find the video on Youtube, so I had to just post the link the the blog)

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I cringed

that was the worst use of the english language during a football game.  Infinitely worse than Chris Ogbonnaya's ever changing last name.

John Chiles - I'm your foster daddy!

by BMG on Oct 15, 2007 11:24 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and almost as bad

as the already mentioned Roddrick "MacLemore"

atsmahboy Kelson

by BigTexBD on Oct 15, 2007 12:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't Forget

Chris O-bun-ay-ah, or O-bunny-ay.

Maybe the folks at VS will actually put in some effort and learn who the players are.

My adopted kid is faster than any of your adopted kids.

by Shake on Oct 15, 2007 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beside the Idiots on air

the presentation of the game is god awful! They are constantly missing the beginning of plays to show some idiotic graphic, crowd reaction or Player's hard luck story. Does anyone watch a game so they can see the coaches reaction to every other play instead of instant replay?

I wonder if the amount of inane non-football chatter is more than game commentary?

I also wonder if the broadcast director is even watching the game they way they miss so much of it.

Every part of the broadcast is amateurish to the degree I can barely watch with the sound on.

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FSN, everything but the game!

xerxes

by Xerxes on Oct 15, 2007 1:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Federal Sports Network

As in, this is the level of quality you'd expect if all college football commentary was handled by the "Federal Department of Color Commentary".

Growing up, I only fed Jared Norton paper. That's why he eats plays.

by Horn Brain on Oct 15, 2007 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also...did you guys see

when John Chiles was introduced with his profile page, he was listed as a senior...wtf??
fsn sucks ass...
there was another mishap similar to this...i forget tho...

O who? and what kind of name is atm?

by hookemkp on Oct 15, 2007 1:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I couldn't believe it.

I still think he said face raked, if only because I don't believe he would say face raped.

by Red Blooded on Oct 15, 2007 1:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No doubt

in my mind that it was face raped. He said it a couple of times and that is what I thought he said everytime. It wasn't until some people commented later that it might have been 'face raked' that I even considered that.

--AW--

by awiggo on Oct 15, 2007 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also

For the first half, the "picture" of Colt when they would show the little bar at the bottom of the screen wasn't him...at least they ended up fixing it by the end of the game

by mmorales11 on Oct 15, 2007 3:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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