I Have Solved It!

by Horn Brain on Nov 16, 2007 1:35 PM CST

Right under our noses!

Michigan is looking for their new head coach. They love/hate Lloyd Carr. Too conservative, stubbornly unadaptive, wasting talent. But he is sort of Michigan isn't he? Wouldn't it be great if you could make a coach that looked the part, but at the same time kicked hella ass and took a few risks? A coach that didn't expect to win because of the name of his program, and who was constantly innovating?

I give you:

Anti-Doppelgangers!

Thank you very much, Michigan fans. Email PB for my address to send the checks, payable to "Horn Brain".

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Buahahahahahahahaha....

Brilliant

Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass.

by bcbstmike on Nov 16, 2007 2:12 PM CST reply actions

Well gimme a big drink

and let me spit out this west Texas dust.

The same ole same ole ain't doin' it at Michigan but they can pull players Leach only dreams about.

What a vision of maize and blue.

And you're gonna share those checks, right?

by whills on Nov 16, 2007 6:59 PM CST reply actions

Word from Waco

Just heard a Baylor official mentioning Houston Nutt's name. Don't know if he meant Baylor, A&M or Nebraska

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

by FreedomDip on Nov 16, 2007 7:16 PM CST reply actions

Jeez, linear regression.

Could be Baylor, although Singletary's name has been floated already. That happened before Morris was hired, too. They might float some more to see how the brethren take it.

They've recruited for a passing game now for several years - not well, but it was the focus - it would scratch a lot to go back to running. But stranger things have happened.

Maybe they'll scotch it all and go to an option attack just because it pisses everyone off to have to prepare for it.

I suspect A&M and Nebraska have more sense. Well, maybe NU, anyway.

by whills on Nov 16, 2007 9:29 PM CST up reply actions

I've heard Nutt to SMU also in the mix

by the other Andrew on Nov 17, 2007 12:35 PM CST up reply actions

yea

Was in a high school pressbox in Waco on Friday night and some Baylor faithful in there seemed excited to talk about Houston Nutt "always wanting to go there."

What do I get out of it? Nothing I guess. I just haven't heard his name mentioned anywhere until last night. His days are probably numbered at UA.

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

by FreedomDip on Nov 17, 2007 12:18 PM CST reply actions