A great post over at Barking Carnival by Scipio Tex of a mock interview with Greg Davis and the AD at SMU. A couple of excerpts:
GD: And the way you're dressed...AD: The chinos and SMU golf shirt? I thought it would be nice to conduct this interview a bit more informally.
GD: I did not prepare for that. It's not your tendency. You've only worn that golf shirt 11% of the time this year. Now, for the duration of this interview, you're going to wear it almost 100% of the time? I mean, c'mon.
AD: (speechless)
Read the whole thing...It's classic
GD: Mmmm. That's debatable. You're as slippery as a Stoops brother. Look, I'll freely admit that I may not have nailed this interview.AD: You don't say.
GD: I'd like you to take the results of this interview and average it with the interviews I did last week for assistant cashier at Arbys (produces crisp documents) and in the week previous for a telemarketing gig with Orkin. I think you'll find that I performed quite nicely indeed.
AD: Absurd. An imbecile could nail those interviews. It has no bearing on...
GD: Average it in, goddamn you. It's how it's done.