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This Ought To Wake You Up

Awfully quiet around these parts today... are we all quietly mourning the official end to football season for nine months?

Maybe so.

I was wondering what kind of story might get the reader juices flowing this afternoon, and decided to scan the headlines for a catchy story. Naturally, my eyes stopped wandering as soon as I found this piece on an upcoming Univision beauty pageant. It's a smaller story, but I know you've been following it.

Univision programmers, of course, are well known for their propensity to take on-air sexified to a whole new level, so you can only imagine the possibilities for this puppy. Scores of long-legged Latin American hotties strutting and pumping in the skimpiest of outfits, to the delight of a row of crowing judges, who are yelling vulgarities at the girls when they're not too busy whistling.

High drama, indeed.


The talent portion of the show should be hot, too!

--PB--

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