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40 Acre Sports Offseason Caption Contest #10

Over at 40 Acre Sports we've been running an Offseason Caption Contest for the past few weeks. We thought it might be a good idea to bring our 10th picture(s) over here. As to the contest #9 winner, nobody correctly identified the perp in question as Reggie McNeal, therefore nobody wins.

For #10 give us something Matthew McConaughey related, we've even given you two pictures from which to choose. Feel free to comment on our older captions as well.

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Hey now, this is a pretty kicking high school party, are you a freshman at Austin High?

When does football start again?

by SuperBentley on May 25, 2007 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

going straight for the obvious wooderson quotes

"hey mack, you got a joint?  it'd be a lot cooler if you did..."

"that's what i love about this UT bandwagon, man.  it keeps going around and i just jump on whenever i want..."

"that's what i love about texas twirlers man.  i get older, they....stick around for 8 years to get their doctorates...."

or, of the non-wooderson variety:

"you gotta make the hook em horns sign backwards, everyone.  the regular hook em horns is so 1996.  nappy facial hair, though?  timeless."

by billyzane on May 25, 2007 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Picture #1

McConaughey: I want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Twirler Girl: Yes, sir.
McConaughey: Are you listening?
Twirler Girl: Yes, I am.
McConaughey: Hair Plugs.

by whoopspat on May 25, 2007 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

..

Mack:  You're doing it wrong.

by the other Andrew on May 25, 2007 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

caption

The first picture is obviously a scratch and sniff, where if scratched with a penny smells like pit-sweat and wet vagina.  

In the second, Mack is telling Way Too Frat Matt how much he liked "Two for the Money," but as shown in Mcconaughey's facial expression, he knows Brown is lying.

by Tbone Stallone on May 26, 2007 11:14 AM CDT reply actions  

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