This Shall Not Pass
by Peter Bean on Jun 11, 2007 11:27 AM CDT
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PrintOffseason ridiculousness continues with round two of the Blogger Bracket.
Round One Summary: I got paired against an Aggie. He talked shit on BON. He lost. I left him a giant STFU at Holly's blog - just look for the siren. (No, it's not safe for work if you have the audio on, which you'll need for the full effect. No, don't let your kids anywhere near it. Hell, it wasn't safe enough to fall within the BON Community Guidelines. You've been warned.)
Round Two: Just go vote in droves so I don't have to bug you about this anymore. Voting is here.
And why should you bother? Other than so I'll leave you alone?
Because there's an 80% chance that my opponent is one of the dudes in the picture below.
You gonna let me lose to a guy who gels his hair?
I didn't think so. Take a stand. Go vote.
--PB--
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hair
What's wrong with a little bit of gel?
in all seriousness
I still can't believe that guys like this actually exist. Tell me that picture is a joke.
Not a joke
but the rest of the photoshops in this link are:
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comm...
Personal favorites:
Your liberal use of the words 'little bit'
is what is wrong.
I use hair gel, if I didn't I would be sporting a 70s style white man fro, but if you can not see what is wrong in the above picture you must be from Jersey.
On a side not Fark had some great photo shop contests with the above picture.
the hair is....bad
but the fake tans and makeup are horrendous. Those guys would likely get the shit beaten out of them if they showed up to 6th street looking like that.
very true.
i currently live in Chandler,AZ and go out occassionaly in Scottsdale. You are correct, about 80% of the people there look just like this and would not even survive their first bar on 6th street. I wade through oceans of 30K year millionaires and gel-abusing douchebags all the time there. Check out this site, if you want a good idea of what I am talking about.
http://www.dirtyscottsdale.com
NSFW (no nudity, but lots of implants).
by kicker @ Burnt Orange Nation on Jun 11, 2007 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I should probably note
That this is all in good fun and that the guy who I'm up against writes a good sports blog.
This one's not personal, like it was with the Agro.
Seriously--
Dude looks like a baby bird.
by Holly Anderson on Jun 11, 2007 11:58 AM CDT reply actions
You're up against Jimmy Clausen?
I didn't know he could put words into sentences for a blog.
Yeah, but he shouldn't have been.
by TCU Horn Fan on Jun 11, 2007 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Bottom row, front, center...
appears to be about 1/2 a chromosome away from some type of bird dinosaur hybrid that spawned from the depths of hell.
by DestroyerUT on Jun 11, 2007 4:33 PM CDT reply actions
These look
like the kind of people i wanted to kick square in the nuts cartman style in high school.
I just noticed
the two puds doing the butterfly-hand dance thing from Napoleon Dynamite.
Sixth
Who said this doesn't look like sixth street? I may not go venture down to that area except for concerts (sorry, not 21 until August 6th), but every time I see people waiting for the E-Bus on weekends, a lot of the guys are sporting this look. Long, button down shirt with three buttons undone, spiked hair, tanned bods. It's the male equivalent to stilettos, skanky dress, and liberal amounts of eyeliner. Not that I have anything wrong with skanky dresses.
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