but the fake tans and makeup are horrendous. Those guys would likely get the shit beaten out of them if they showed up to 6th street looking like that.

That this is all in good fun and that the guy who I'm up against writes a good sports blog.

This one's not personal, like it was with the Agro.

Dude looks like a baby bird.

remind me to never piss you off.

I didn't know he could put words into sentences for a blog.

Didn't one of these douchebags play basketball for Oklahoma State last year?

are what new yorkers like to call "bridge and tunnel."

the two puds doing the butterfly-hand dance thing from Napoleon Dynamite.

Who said this doesn't look like sixth street?  I may not go venture down to that area except for concerts (sorry, not 21 until August 6th), but every time I see people waiting for the E-Bus on weekends, a lot of the guys are sporting this look.  Long, button down shirt with three buttons undone, spiked hair, tanned bods.  It's the male equivalent to stilettos, skanky dress, and liberal amounts of eyeliner.  Not that I have anything wrong with skanky dresses.