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a Little Land Thieve Humor

Bubba had been going to the University of Oklahoma for 11 years and just couldn't graduate. One day, the Dean of Students calls Bubba in to his office and says,"Bubba, we're going to give you the opportunity to graduate.  In a month, at half time of the homecoming football game, we are going to bring you out on the field and ask you one question. If you get it right, you get your degree. If you get it wrong, you have to go home without it and not come back."

Bubba agreed to this and ran off to start studying. He studied night and day for a month. Finally the day came. It was a special day with homecoming and Bubba's shindig. The whole stadium was packed with OU students and
alumni, all waiting to see how Bubba would do.
The Dean stepped up and said, "Bubba, are you ready for your question?" Bubba said he was.
The dean said, "Bubba, what is 3 X 3?" Bubba thought about it for about ten minutes and then finally stepped up to the microphone and said, "9?"

Before the Dean could respond, thousands of Oklahoma students and alumni jumped up and yelled, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!  

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lol.....

always a fan favorite, and easy to put an aggie in the same story and still just as sweet.

more UT, less cowbell

by kcc28 on Jul 19, 2007 10:21 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice & Clean

And not to pull a Kahuna on you, but shouldn't the title use "Land Thief" or "Land Thieving" instead?

by Shake on Jul 19, 2007 12:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey

Since when did I get labelled as the Spelling Police?

So take that.

by Kahuna on Jul 19, 2007 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

When

I copy & pasted EOB's "Milk Drinking Assasin" line, instead of Assassin

by Shake on Jul 19, 2007 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah

Well, what can I say? Buy a dictionary. [insert punctuation smiley face here]

So take that.

by Kahuna on Jul 19, 2007 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would
But I refuse to put money towards anything with the Webster name on it.  Sure the little guy was lovable.....but things get ugly once he starts drinking.

by Shake on Jul 20, 2007 8:17 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grammer is not my strength............

Sorry but is Thieve singular or could it be plural?
I was using it in the plural, I guess I should have said Thieve's. Oh well...Made me laugh when I saw it, and thought I'd share it.

P.S. Kahuna, 54b, BZ, and a few others help keep this blog straight, so they can do whatever they want.

P.S.S. I would never use this as an Aggie joke. I personally respect their academics.

"Nobody leaves this field until we beat the hell out of them".................... L.J."Louis"Jordan in 1913 before kickoff of the Texas/ou game.

by ouALWAYSsux on Jul 19, 2007 1:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow
Vince Young wins football games.

by chief on Jul 19, 2007 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OOOHHH

If it's supposed to be possessive, it's just I-T-S. But if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S...Scalawag

lol I wish I didn't have to rely on the afformentioned (sp?) song to remember the difference when I'm writing

41-38

by inVINCEable on Jul 19, 2007 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"aforementioned"

[thought i'd get into the act]

by billyzane on Jul 19, 2007 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol
"Nobody leaves this field until we beat the hell out of them".................... L.J."Louis"Jordan in 1913 before kickoff of the Texas/ou game.

by ouALWAYSsux on Jul 20, 2007 8:17 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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