Alright, Kahuna. You asked for it, you got it.
Your Friday sendoff: the rest of the K-State vault. Kanu is right, of course - this stuff is best enjoyed after snorting as much molly as you can get your paws on.
So grab a glowstick, two bottles of orange juice, and a pacifier - and go get that cute secretary you've been meaning to flirt with to come down the hall and run her hands through your hair.
Have a great weekend, Longhorn fans. Good luck with the nightmare fuel...