The Rest of the Vault

by Peter Bean on Jul 6, 2007 1:21 PM CDT in News Comment 9 comments

Alright, Kahuna. You asked for it, you got it.

Your Friday sendoff: the rest of the K-State vault. Kanu is right, of course - this stuff is best enjoyed after snorting as much molly as you can get your paws on.

So grab a glowstick, two bottles of orange juice, and a pacifier - and go get that cute secretary you've been meaning to flirt with to come down the hall and run her hands through your hair.

Act I: "Our Hero Finds His Calling: The Birth Of A YouTube Legend"

Act II: "The Mocking Of the White Jayhawk: In Search of Snowcoat"

Act III: "The Grand Finale: El Chupa Pelicula"

Have a great weekend, Longhorn fans. Good luck with the nightmare fuel...

--PB--

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for some reason

I was just reminded of the shows I'll be seeing this weekend. Widespread Muthascrubbin Panic at the Backyard. Any of you freaks gonna make it out there? HF? PB?

JP in San An Tone

by thejahpaul on Jul 6, 2007 1:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Saturday

I'll be there Sat. night.

--PB--

by Peter Bean on Jul 6, 2007 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that 2nd set Saturday was the best Panic set I've seen in a LONG, LONG, LONG time. Disco all the way to the end of the show: madness. Sunday- Time Is Free...are you kidding me!? and that encore: Expiration Day, It Ain't No Use > City of Dreams. NEVER MISS A SUNDAY SHOW!!!!

07/07/07 Backyard, Austin, TX

And It Stoned Me, Proving Ground, Climb To Safety, Down, Who Do You Belong To?, Pigeons, Papa Johnny Road, Party At Your Mama's House, Ribs And Whiskey, Goin' Out West

Mr. Soul, Bust It Big, Travelin' Light, Disco, Blight, Tie Your Shoes > Drums > I Walk On Guilded Splinters, Airplane, Pilgrims, Tall Boy

E: Crippled Inside, Papa's Home

07/08/07 Backyard, Austin, TX

Driving Song > Holden Oversoul > Driving Song > Makes Sense To Me, Gradle, Worry, Christmas Katie > Solid Rock, Visiting Day > Walk On

From The Cradle > Chainsaw City, Tickle the Truth > Rebirtha > Blackout Blues > Jam > Time Is Free > I'm Not Alone, Stop-Go > Fishwater

E: Expiration Day, It Ain't No Use > City of Dreams

JP in San An Tone

by thejahpaul on Jul 10, 2007 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That does it...

...i'm gonna need an ocular enema.

by Bombilla on Jul 6, 2007 2:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

A Timeline of This Dude's College Experience

First off, thanks. The markedly non-hip, 1950s pre-Austin Powers Brit music in that first vid effectively buzzkilled my X-fueled mindbender I've been on all morning, so perhaps now I can accomplish some work this afternoon. Dare to dream...

Anyhow, assuming that all 5 vids are from the same person, I think that they provide a handy timeline to his college experience. The first one above was made before he got to KState, perhaps in the initial joy of being accepted to KSU: it is pretty tame and even wholesome.

With the 2nd vid it is clear that dude is a few months into freshman life, drinking 6 nights a week and some days as well, and maybe trying weed a few times when it is passed his way at a party.

The third vid shows that he has started dating Mary Jane on the regular in addition to his typical collegiate binge drinking routine, and his circle of friends is starting to include some people who are into much heavier and weirder shit, but slowly and surely he is becoming less freaked out and more comfortable around them, even if he has yet to taste their wares.

These three vids show the transition from wholesome, innocent youth to the drug induced insanity to come, which we saw in the form of the two earlier posts: obvious use of heavier drugs, be it X, shrooms, coke, acid, peyote, or any combination thereof, as well as foregoing sleep altogether for the world of underground all night parties & raves, complete with the aforementioned glowsticks and pacifiers, as well as random bathroom sex with strangers in which little is physically felt or sensed.

A good value wager right about now would be that he is not currently on track to graduate.

In the future we can look for KSU videos showing a melancholy hopelessness that is the outward sign of lengthy heroin addiction or a seriously downspiraling crystal meth habit.

Looking forward to it...

by Kanu on Jul 6, 2007 2:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That Clown

Will haunt me.
Thanks?

by jebushchrist on Jul 6, 2007 2:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Thanks PB

I'm just really glad I got LASIK yesterday so I could see these clearly with my own two eyes. Very different experiences from the first two and more appreciable from an artistic standpoint.

PB, did you come by these by accident or do you know the creator somehow?

So take that.

by Kahuna on Jul 7, 2007 8:07 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

After staring at the Wildcat logo

It now appears to me that the stylized wildcat has his tongue flopping out as he runs. Disgusting to me and probably dangerous to it.

by Caradoc on Jul 7, 2007 10:00 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

CatLab: The BearMeat Exclusive Interview

The BearMeat Editorial Board secured an interview with the artist behind these freaky videos, who goes by the handle "chum." Chum turned out to be a rather bright young man, who showed up to the interview naked covered in banana peels and smelling of turpentine. It was a surreal experience.

We actually did track down the dude on a KSU message board and he answered our questions. But so many remain.

CatLab: The BearMeat Interview

Sic 'Em? Why the hell not?

by BearMeat on Jul 7, 2007 2:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs