in the list of party schools, that is. If you kept up with campus news last year, you might have heard about how UT administration was upset about being designated the number one party school in the nation by Princeton Review.
Well never fear, as this year, we've fallen to only third on the list. The tiara has now passed to those crazy Mountaineers at West Virginia "because 'no matter what kind of party you want it's here -- bars, fraternities, house parties. ... If you want to take shots all night, there's a bar; no matter what you want to do, it's there.'" So if you're listening, Mack, a home-and-home with WVU should be priority one.