Ok, the guy's an Okie, but still...  This story made me laugh! Wonder if it counts for Fulmer Cup Trophy points?

Trying to steal gas

Broyles originally committed to Oklahoma State, but some arm-twisting by Bobby got him to switch just before National Signing Day. I can see now why this guy succumbed to that twisted siren song, he must not have more than 2 brain cells to rub together.

Ryan Broyles, 19, was booked into the Cleveland County Detention Center at 12:10 a.m. on attempted larceny accusations and was released at 3:44 a.m. after posting $200 cash bond.

A police officer saw him at a closed gasoline station. He had a key and codes with which the pump could be activated, police Capt. Leonard Judy said. The key was in the pump.

The officer contacted the owner of the business and confirmed that Broyles did not work there and never has.