The Burnt Orange National Tour of Barking Carnivals, Vol. 1.1
I'm pleased to introduce a new collaborative feature here at Burnt Orange Nation, involving myself and two of the authors of Barking Carnival, a fabulously funny and informative website dedicated (mostly) to UT sports. The basic premise is simple: three fans (myself, Henry James, and Scipio) talking about the state of the team. Format will be consistent - we'll begin the emailing on Sundays, conclude Tuesday evenings, and run the exchange on Wednesdays. This exchange marks the first of the series. Rice game coverage kicks off tomorrow.
PB: We're three games in and have three wins in the book. Yet no self-respecting Texas fan is celebrating right now. We've defeated three mediocre opponents in mostly unimpressive fashion.
The linebackers still stink; the running game is succeeding only because Jamaal Charles is a maestro; the offensive line is not only playing poorly, it's hurting for depth; and the secondary is ripe for exploitation.
Rather than belabor all those obvious points, let's start with a different angle: What's this team's best-case scenario? Tell Texas fans what a good turnaround would look like.
Henry James: I see our best case scenario at this point as finishing the regular season 10-2. The sheer mediocrity that is the Big 12 is what is going to save us. The only sure loss on the schedule right now is Oklahoma. Every other game is winnable.
The solutions to the majority of our problems right now are personnel. What is killing us on defense is our linebackers, and this can easily be fixed by inserting Muckelroy and Norton into the starting lineup. Our struggles in the red zone offensively are mostly happening because we aren't getting any push with our offensive line. Guys like Burnette, Huey and Hix need to play more. Getting Pittman and Shipley back will help our passing game.
Now we still have the schematic problems that need to be fixed, but my optimism only goes so far.
Scipio: I'd contend that our most realistic best case scenario is 6-2 in the Big 12 paired with a mid tier bowl win (Holiday, Cotton, Alamo).
What would that turnaround look like? It's a fairly tried-and-true formula that we've done before: lose to OU, Mack rallies the troops to the second season concept, we play with inspiration down the stretch, Davis get more aggressive downfield in the passing game, we quietly bench 2-3 defensive starters. We could scrape by with JC working magic and Colt throwing to a replenished receiving corps. Unlike HJ, I don't think any of our present issues in the OL can be solved by simply swapping out for teens, though the youngsters are clearly the long term solution.
We'd need to win a number of closely contested games to realize this goal.
PB: Allow me to approach this from a slightly different perspective. One could argue that you guys have highlighted the "most likely" scenario for this 2007 Texas team, as opposed to the "best case" scenario. I may be playing devil's advocate to some extent, but I'm gonna run with it and ask for your thoughts.
I'm not so sure that this team's upside isn't greater than what's been suggested thus far. Now, a healthy portion of that upside is predicated on the coaches making changes many are skeptical will happen, but it's not unfathomable that the early struggles against mediocre competition will spark a more pre-emptive approach to change.
If the big fear among skeptics is that we're slipping into the pattern of performance which defined the five-year losing streak to Oklahoma, could it be that 2007 Mack Brown reacts more responsively to that pressure for changes? Do coaches ever change? How much credit should we give Davis and Brown for their adjustments which helped Texas win a national title with Vince Young? Should we apply that credit toward this season?
Those are tough, immeasurable questions which we'll have to evaluate in hindsight, but we're here to try to tackle this before the events unfold.
The final query, then, is twofold:
- Do you believe there's any chance in this coaching staff making (prior to a crippling loss) some of the fundamental changes which you believe are necessary for this team to reach its potential?
- Assume that there is. Would those changes make any difference in the upside of this team? In other words: how much of your skepticism is rooted in the coaches being unwilling to make the requisite adjustments?
Henry James: 1. No. Mack said in his Monday press conference that he wished he could have played Norton and Muckelroy more as if there existed some higher power preventing him from doing so. His starting linebackers are getting brutalized, UCF actually takes the lead because of it and he sticks with them. If performance on the field won't cause him to make any changes, nothing else will. He's stubborn and will circle the wagons against outside criticism.
- At too many critical positions we either have average upperclassmen or inexperienced younger players. The younger guys have all the upside. If Robert Killibrew had any upside, he would have shown it by now. Our linebacker play would like night and day with the younger guys. Overall I consider this a rebuilding year. We have the chance to be very good in '08 and '09 so start getting the younger guys playing time now.
Scipio: I think a 11-2 season is an optimistic scenario, but fair enough.
- Unlikely. Mack is not a proponent of Kaizen. He doesn't consistently enforce a standard of play irrespective of what the scoreboard says. What is our history of pre-emptive change? For Brown, victory is the ultimate validation, even when we're playing qualitatively bad football. If we beat Rice 33-17 and KSU 27-26, the usual suspects run on the field at LB in Dallas. If we lose by 38 there, they may sit the pine in Ames. Nothing changed in their level of play - indeed, I'd argue that these guys are incredibly consistent, but now that the scoreboard reads differently, Mack can consider change.
Where can we pre-emptively change in the middle of a season?
Scheme - You can tweak. We're not going wishbone or running a split tackle six hours before we play Texas Tech.
Culture - We're drowning in complacency and entitlement. The seeming infinity of off-the-field incidents aren't coincidence. That will change when we decide to move Mad Dog along, re-evaluate our academic and team support staff, and roll some coaching heads down the aisle. Not changes you can make on a random Thursday.
Personnel: This is what you can change, so that's what I'll address in #2.
- It's clear that we have personnel deficiencies at LB, CB, OL. Starting Muck and Norton at LB makes us a better football team. Starting multiple freshmen at OL does not. They're an '08/'09 solution. As for the secondary, we haven't gotten the looks we need for Chykie, Curtis, and Deion - we've played three tight ballgames and the coaches haven't felt comfortable straying much from experience in crunch time. We still don't know what we have there.
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What great timing, Peter.
A few of the BC guys are old buds of mine, and I'm about to start featuring some of their ('clean') stuff in the Nation Clubhouse!
They've been featured in our forum for weeks, now.
by Squirrel on Sep 19, 2007 3:48 PM CDT reply actions
Where's the funny?
Barking Carnival is hilarious, as well as informative.
Check out this snippet from their Texas-UCF breakdown:
During the game, Scott Derry scratched several calculus formulas into the grass with his cleats which Dallas Griffin then solved on the ensuing possession. They both slapped their heads and exchanged knowing glances when Mack went for two on our last touchdown. When you have a coordinator that don’t understand opportunity cost, it stands to reason the head coach doesn’t get probability theory. Blaise Pascal does not live in an orange house.
I was reading this in a conference room while working on a project, and I couldn't help but laugh out loud once or twice.
That said, our best-case scenario at the moment is 13-0 with a National Championship. OU isn't a sure loss, although at the moment, it's a very "likely" loss. Hence "most likely best case" at 10-2, not "best case". There's still hope yet.
My question is, what's our "most likely worst case"? A Longhorn caller on Charlie Palillo (Houston 790) contended that he sees our end-of-season record at 7-5. That's pretty hard to do, since we have games against Rice, and at Iowa State and at Baylor. That's 6 wins, which means we'd only have to win 2 more (from KSU, OU, Nebraska, at OSU, Tech, at A&M) to get to 8-4. I'd say that's likely worse case. Of those 6 games, I actually think Nebraska is our easiest win, as it's at home, comes after Baylor, and Bill Callahan is a worse coach than inside eye.
Incredible!
You guys are incredible! What does a coach have to do to earn your respect? Apparently, winning a national championship isn't enough. No team has won more than one BCS championship - that's how hard a goal it is to accomplish - and our coach won one. You guys act like he and his staff are bumbling idiots who don't know how to make adjustments. Do you forget OU last year? Halftime adjustment opened up the offense and we beat them with a redshirt Freshman QB. Geeze, do you remember the Akers days when we couldn't even throw a forward pass? I have more faith I suppose - faith and respect that was earned in Pasadena when the underdogs beat the powerhouse from USC and Texas football was finally back after a 35 year absence.
by jwill on Sep 19, 2007 7:49 PM CDT reply actions
Respect?
I've got plenty of respect for Mack Brown. I like him as a coach overall.
I refuse, though, to pretend that we can't talk about his weaknesses just because he's been good to this program.
Do I love Mack Brown? For the most part - yes I do. He does so many things well that I respect and admire.
It's okay to talk about what the coaches aren't doing well right now. Let's be clear about the distinction.
I agree with you PB
But I think he is responding to the doom and gloom we have already lost to OU attitude than what you have been saying.
That being said, open criticism is integral to improvement, as long as it is rational and constructive.
I haven't conceded any losses just yet
Though I'm comfortable saying that we won't beat OU if we play as we have.
We should beat OU...
...we've been looking ahead to that game all season, let's just hope we don't lose before October 6th.
by 16thLonghorn on Sep 20, 2007 6:45 AM CDT up reply actions
on the whole...
I'm a huge Mack fan. I like what he's done to this program, and I like the way he's conducted himself, and I love the quote in the maelstrom after the Rose Bowl win about "not letting this be the best day you ever have"...
The thing that concerns me is the thing that PB has brought up several times this season already: The problems we're seeing are exactly the same problems we saw at the end of last year.
And we keep hearing things about changes, all through the off-season, things about a commitment to getting the backup QB meaningful snaps, and about integrating the young LBs and DBs into the mix, and then we see through 3 games - young LBs making plays while 'experienced' LBs, well, not so much, but still getting the lion's share of playing time. And I suppose they're looking at red-shirting Chiles; if not, then there's truly just no excuse. If you play scared against Arkansas State and UCF, you will in no way be bold against OU.
And boldness is what this staff seems to lack. I believe that's what's driving most of the malaise and frustration being expressed around here and elsewhere...
by agent orange on Sep 20, 2007 8:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Cautious RRS Optimism
It certainly wouldn't surprise me for the team to finish the season with a record like last year's, mainly because of the team's current questionable focus and minimal depth. At the same time, I'm not ready to pick a favorite for Oct. 6th. Despite the currently frustrating lack of mental toughness, leadership, youth development, and coaching ingenuity, I have a few reasons to expect a strong Longhorn showing against OU: 1) MB/GD absolutely out-coached Stoops at halftime last year, and GC/DA made some strong adjustments as well, A. Ross' playmaking ability notwithstanding, 2) Bradford gives me every reason to believe he'll be Bomar'd, especially if Muckelroy, Norton, and a healthy Orakpo get significant playing time, and 3) the psychological factors cut slightly in our favor, with the over-confident and un-tested favorites facing an underdog team with a chip on its shoulder and something to prove to the nation.
by MorningsideHorns on Sep 19, 2007 9:18 PM CDT reply actions
I am optimistic
I for one am optimistic. I believe that all we need to do is fix our Red Zone offense and we have a very good shot at starting 6-0. (Yes that includes a victory in Dallas). We have 2 weeks to fix our Red Zone offense I am praying that we do!
by rhoby13 on Sep 19, 2007 10:05 PM CDT reply actions
K-State
I think the K-State game will be a good bellweather for this team - mainly for determining whether there is leadership, focus, swagger, etc., all of the elements that will be necessary to make a good showing in Dallas. We were embarassed by K-State last year. If this team has the necessary character, they will be determined to put it royally to K-State at home as payback for last year.
If they make a great showing and blow out K-State at home, then I think we have a great chance in Dallas.
by jwill on Sep 19, 2007 10:19 PM CDT reply actions
The Emperor Has No Clothes
I also think the K-State game is the one that decides UT's fate this season.
The coaching staff always talks about needing to fix things, but I subscribe to the Bill Parcell's "You are who you are" theory. I don't think teams change, I think their opponents do.
We'll roll over Rice and while I don't think everyone will think everything's hunky dorry, I do think it'll give us a false sense of stability as all facets of our game will undoubtedly look better.
Then walks in K-State...focused, hungry, playing without distractions on two weeks rest.
Not only am I concerned that we could lose to K-State, I'm concerned we could lose bad.
Not because we don't have the talent to play with them, but because we refuse to believe they have the talent to play with us.
I hope you're right about UT's desire to gain some measure of payback for last year. At least then, they'd play with a sense of urgency.
Agree
I watched Kstate play Auburn. The Mildcats play with energy, enthusiasm and have a handful of very fast athletic players. Their coach scares me, too.
They will give Texas 4 quarters of knock-down drag-out football.
Kstate worries me more than OU at this point. I think the team can recover from an OU loss. But a Kstate beat down could really shatter the Horns.
Kansas-Hate
I have been looking forward to this game since the clock hit 00:00 last year. I hope we destroy them, but realisticly, I just hope we can get the W.
I had been planning on being at the game, but my dumbass friend is having a wedding shower that evening, what the hell is wrong with people? It's simple, you get engaged after football season and you get married before it starts up again, that way nobody has to go to any showers on gameday. It's just the considerate thing to do. And what the hell is with "couples" showers anyway? I thought they were just for girls. It's disturbing. Rant over.
Focus on the game at hand. Beat Rice this week, beat Kansas State next week, beat OU after that, and so on.
by 16thLonghorn on Sep 20, 2007 6:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Agree on the showers
My wife wanted to throw a shower for my son who was having a baby. I said that is wrong - you don't throw a shower for your son - you throw a shower for the baby's mother and all of the women get together and oooh and awww about the cute little booties and play little games such as guessing the baby's weight.
As you can probably imagine, I lost out and we had a blow-out party, complete with margarita machine that cost me a fortune. Doesn't sound too bad, huh? Maybe not, but we still had the little games and we were all forced to participate.
As for your friend, if he is having a shower during a UT game it doesn't bode well for the rest of the marriage. I would advise him to get out now.
by jwill on Sep 20, 2007 7:48 AM CDT up reply actions

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