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Stupid ESPN!

The wise and knowledgeable ESPN staff has decided to put out its especially retarded pre-pre-pre-season rankings.

I'll leave it to the rest of you to berate it, but I am so pissed that we're in the top 10 (#7 for those of you who don't have time to click through), that I feel like doing my fluids homework.  Why can't we get no respect for once?  Let us start where we should end up, at #13.  Sucky preseason rankings make t-shirt fans balk at the hassle of attending a game, and most importantly, they make for an easy post-game interview against OU: "No one out there believed in us, but we came together and fuck all ya'll hatuhs!"

Thoughts on our ranking and berating of ESPN is encouraged below.

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