...can you believe some student was studying at the basketball game after perhaps the biggest dunk of the College Basketball season?  Well, you shouldn't, because it was me, and it didn't happen.

That shot was taken EIGHTY MINUTES PRIOR to the tip of the basketball game and was the brainstorm of some brilliant ESPN camera man.  He asked the students to start cheering, so I went to close my book, but he said, "No, you're fine.  Just keep doing what you're doing. I'm going to get these ladies cheering, then I'll pan to you to close it out."  Of course, I was like, whatever, and went back to taking notes in my property book.  I shut my book 40 minutes prior to tip...

In reality, my ankle is the size of a golf ball right now, after I twisted it while in the process of going absolutely out-of-my-mind celebrating the Dexter dunk.

I'm sure that was a cute segment for ESPN and will spawn a ton of hilarious commentary from our rivals about our boring and nerdy students.  It just flat-out isn't true...