my favorite new tidbit, a quote from Ray Rice on the football field:

“Get your hands off me, I’m a millionaire” – Ray Rice, Rutgers. Oh Ray, money can’t buy height, you’re still pocket-sized to me.

And a godzillion cocktails to whoever pointed you, and us, to him in the first place.

but he hopes Baylor runs the table the rest of the season?

Is he unaware of their history?

1. A humorous element of life or literature, a humorous occurrence.

My girlfriend has asked me to be her date to her cousin’s wedding. Only she didn’t outright ask me, it was more like an interview, “What exactly do you offer that other wedding-dates might not?” “Well, I will not hit on your relatives or kin, I’ll slow dance to corny love songs, and I will shamelessly lead the electric slide.” …“You’ re hired!”