58-40-5
As I posted on their site: Once a year, I reflect on a rather great Revolutionary War hero. He was a hero in all respects. He was a great American general who led the Americans to victories in the capture of Fort Ticonderoga and battles in Danbury, Valcour Island and, of course, his climactic point: Saratoga. That General? Benedict Arnold. The great Red River War will begin in these parts in about 6 days. Where once again the University of Texas will host Traitor Texans State University. Just remember as the mass exodus begins back to that dust-bowl, flat, trailer park laden state: It isn't who comes in #1 during Texas-ou, it's who LEAVES #1! When the dusts settles, the eyes of Texas were upon yOU and spanked that wandering wayward Texan hide.... Ah, how the mighty will crumble! Why are you ranked #1?? How's that running game doing boys? It seems that schooner has a wheel or two missing. This is going to be one I am going to saver (from about the 20 yrd. line to be exact). Bradford simply has not seen a secondary from a school that has produced 8 NFL players in the last four years. The best part is this: we haven't shown anything yet because by the time we try to install a new system we're already up, I believe "Dingle" Barry said it best: a half-a-hundred... You're special teams is a complete joke too. Unlike the rest of the teams you play, the Horns are loaded with sprinters that have a real knack for out running people on the track, oops, I mean the gridiron. Place that one in your melon when your special teams are out there. You better stay in those lanes girls, because it will not be a track meet you will want to be at for very long... You heard it here first: TEXAS' special teams will maul you this weekend! Speaking of mauls, er, I mean malls. What's the name of that sooner that mall security has a picture of in their break room? The one they call sticky fingers? Oh yeah, DeMarcus Granger! How's the footsie doing? Can he come out and play with us? No. Does that make your defense better or WORSE? ...Yeah, you did a great job containing Baylor and Chattanooga. CONGRATULATIONS! You should hold a festival at one of your most prestigious trailer parks complete with a hoe-down! TEXAS 35 Chokelahoma 13... 58-40-5.... 3 out of the last 4!

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Well that was a retarded waste of time...
Thanks for making us all dumber.
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by WoodrowWilson on
Oct 7, 2008 10:03 PM CDT
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Speaking of idiot...
How are you defending your stance except with an ad hominem? Real intelligent. Reminds me of a time when I was talking to a friend while in a dispute…Oh yeah! We were 12. What’s your excuse? Moron!
by DallasDodger on
Oct 8, 2008 4:27 PM CDT
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Being a sooner fan made u dumb enough
Dont blame DallasDodger for u failing at life, my friend.
Throw Ya Horns, Mayne
by texasboi01 on
Oct 8, 2008 10:44 AM CDT
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Haha.
Read it and be objective
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by WoodrowWilson on
Oct 8, 2008 12:05 PM CDT
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Woodrow
You’ve got some explaining to do man. An OU fan/CU sports blogger? The big 8 is spinning in its grave.
As far as this post goes, it’s a good thing it was posted during rivalry week and we don’t want to turn on our own. Fifty one weeks of the year, the grammar, paragraph structure and coherence issues would have led someone to bludgeon it into submission with a Strunk and White.
His enthusiasm means he’ll be loud on Saturday though – so I’m giving him a pass and a hook’em.
proud to swim home
by learned hand on
Oct 8, 2008 12:22 PM CDT
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Yea I know...
It’s more appropriately Sooner alumnist/CU sports blogger. On the bright side it’s easier to stay impartial on the Buffs. :)
Not a big flamer though (except for in the Fair prior to gametime). The Big 12 wouldn’t be what it is today without either one of us and I am counting down the minutes until I can walk into the newly renovated Cotton Bowl on Saturday. Man do I love it. I don’t care if we were 5-0 and you guys were 0-5, it’s hard to describe the nervousness/apprehension that engulfs this week each and every year.
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by WoodrowWilson on
Oct 8, 2008 1:42 PM CDT
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And this year...
you’re quaking in your boots more than ever! We got this one; )
by DallasDodger on
Oct 8, 2008 4:31 PM CDT
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The Winning Will Take Care Of Horn Fans' Enthusiasm
I thought this was a sports blog? Woodrow, your grandiose self-image is going to be a sad spectacle in the future my friend. The grammar was written like that for a reason. Think and then scribe in that order. Getting it reversed makes you look turbid. Take a breath and step back and look again: it was a compilation of posts. Think: Reader’s Digest. ..or maybe just think; )
I could go on but then I’d look like I’m turning on my own.
Hook ’em!
by DallasDodger on
Oct 8, 2008 4:50 PM CDT
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Okay
Am I the only one that read DallasDodger’s missive and immediately thought of a failed Jim Rome listener take?
It's Mean to Ween
by Bombilla on
Oct 8, 2008 12:59 PM CDT
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Nope. I thought "clone" too.
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by WoodrowWilson on
Oct 8, 2008 1:37 PM CDT
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On that subject...
Major Applewhite to appear on Rome tomorrow.
Ill attempt to record it.
by BoddickerIsClutch on
Oct 8, 2008 2:17 PM CDT
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War BoddickerIsClutch
Rack ’im!
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by Bombilla on
Oct 8, 2008 4:17 PM CDT
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Speaking of Rome,....
he was highlighting the LSU game this weekend. I record his show on TV daily but can’t listen to his radio show. What’s up with that? Mack Daddy obliges when asked to show.
by DallasDodger on
Oct 8, 2008 4:38 PM CDT
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