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What if?

OU kicks the pussy fart out of Tech.  The kind of sick embarrassment you cant recover from.  But during mop up Sam Bradford gets decapetated or breaks a finger or decapatated.  They go into Stillwater all Ichabod Crane and get handled by the Cowboys the way your uncle did that Thanksgiving when you were 8 and now you can't eat cranberries without crying tears of shame.  OU out.

Texas beats A&M and Stephen McGee recedes back into the sewers and waits.

Obviously we root for Baylor like they the white guy versus young Tyson (never going to happen, but little invested for huge payout) regardless.   Tech wins and goes to the B12C and beats Mizzou.  Assuming Florida runs the table (chopping FelonyState and punking the Satban in Hotlanta).  Florida is in Miami.  The voters wouldn't let a one-loss Bama go (a la the Mich/OSU debacle in 2006), does Texas have the street cred to stay higher than a Big 12 Champion Tech team?  A team  that nipped by us in Lubbock and, in this scenario, got mongo'd by the Sooners.

 

Oh and USC never jumps us, cause they blow stray cock for foodstamps and don't even outright win the Pac-10.

 

Are we in?

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Interesting Scenario

All I know is that this:

Oh and USC never jumps us, cause they blow stray cock for foodstamps and don’t even outright win the Pac-10.

is one of the reasons why I miss Tbone diaries fanposts.

So you're saying that now I have to think of some witty Sig that will be applicable across all the SBN sites? Go TexanHornStros!

by Shake on Nov 16, 2008 9:45 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'm of the same opinion

I had quit reading these OMG MNC scenario posts altogether five days ago, but when I saw who the author of this post was, I had to investigate. Glad I did.

Oh, and it’s actually the first time I’ve seen this particular scenario, and I like it.

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by beast in bama on Nov 16, 2008 10:57 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Actually Really Reasonable

That OU could snap legs on Harrell and Crabtree and win 56-3, then get beat in Stillwater the next week. That would buck the big assumption going around that a B12 champion from the south is guaranteed an MNC spot.

by Tackchevy on Nov 17, 2008 2:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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