BOOMER SOONER!!

by boommotherfcker on Nov 22, 2008 7:03 PM CST

*Cough* *cough* *cough* BARF

Wow, Sooners really look ridiculous. I wonder how we ever beat them at the RR Rivalry game. Anyhow, I'm pleased to see TTech get its ass pummeled AND salad tossed.

So now, maybe the stars will align and lead us to the Big 12 Championship.

Dumb Oklahoma Laws

Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

Whaling is illegal.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings. (Repealed 1998)

People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. (Repealed)

Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.

Tattoos are banned.

No one may spit on a sidewalk.

It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.

Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.

Ada

If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.

Clinton

Molesting an automobile is illegal.

Hawthahorne

It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.

Oklahoma City

No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.

Schulter

Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.

Tulsa

You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.

Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.

Wynona

One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.

Mules may not drink out of bird baths.

Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.

Yukon

It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.

While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.

Hook 'Em

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I don’t know about you but at the end of that game it was horrifying. We didn’t need them to win with style. We needed them to win by less than 10.

TEXAS FIGHT

by Darklust on Nov 23, 2008 12:50 AM CST reply actions

Yeah we got beat.

Salad tossing huh? Ok. Class.

Go Tech!!!

by jwhitettu on Nov 23, 2008 9:34 AM CST reply actions

Maybe that metaphor was a bit too much.

But really? what else could you call that horrendous display of rape on prime time TV?

by boommotherfcker on Nov 23, 2008 1:22 PM CST up reply actions

Sorry....

tech fans are still piss poor, sorry bro. I mean seriously, Lubbock locals? Almost as bad as Norman. Graham also looked awesome last night.

Hook'em

by TEXAS_FIGHT07 on Nov 23, 2008 1:27 PM CST up reply actions

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