12th Man Traditional Holiday Limerick!

by holcomb2012 on Dec 17, 2008 4:44 PM CST Comment 9 comments

I was sitting in class bored today as other kids did there speech's and decided to make up this limerick to show how bad The Texas A&M Aggies are

Since 2000 we've mainly tanked

Sherman guaranteed we'd be ranked

We yearned for a bowl

But earned a lump of coal

And we finished again unranked!

Feel free to post this on other sites but I would like full credit givin please.

Thanks again this is also my first post

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Pathetic.

I'll never forget ol' what's-his-name.

by Horntod on Dec 17, 2008 6:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Yes, but...

+1 for the ballsy rhyming of “ranked” and “unranked”

by UTexasCPA on Dec 17, 2008 7:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

And

-1 for missing the opportunity to use “spanked” instead.

by horndude on Dec 17, 2008 8:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

like a turd in a punch bowl.

I've been fuelin' my dreams eatin' greens and beans.

by 16thLonghorn on Dec 18, 2008 7:17 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

As Spaulding Smails would say...

Doodie!!!!

Just let your souuuuuul glo, baby....feeling oh so silky smooth...

by TNHorn on Dec 18, 2008 8:45 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

I'm a nerd and I love limmericks, so here's mine:

Texas A&M ain’t much for learnin’
And the football tides seem to be turnin’
For the Aggies suck bad,
and the Longhorn’s revenge’s been had,
And UT owes it all to Sherman!

by TXinDC on Dec 18, 2008 11:17 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

apologies in advance:

Bald white dudes in fake army outfits
can pretend that their team ain’t the pits.
They went 4 & 8,
and Texas was great,
sweet justice was ours and it’s the shit.

by crocodile235 on Dec 18, 2008 12:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Might as well keep 'em rolling...

‘Tis the season for holiday cheer
Glad I don’t live near Bryan, oh dear!
Agg’s grief for me makes glee
No pity for Mcgee…
the taboo moans of a sheep he’ll hear

Good waste of a couple minutes of work time.

by UTexasCPA on Dec 18, 2008 12:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs