12th Man Traditional Holiday Limerick!
I was sitting in class bored today as other kids did there speech's and decided to make up this limerick to show how bad The Texas A&M Aggies are
Since 2000 we've mainly tanked
Sherman guaranteed we'd be ranked
We yearned for a bowl
But earned a lump of coal
And we finished again unranked!
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Pathetic.
I'll never forget ol' what's-his-name.
by Horntod on
Dec 17, 2008 6:31 PM CST
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Yes, but...
+1 for the ballsy rhyming of “ranked” and “unranked”
by UTexasCPA on
Dec 17, 2008 7:17 PM CST
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like a turd in a punch bowl.
I've been fuelin' my dreams eatin' greens and beans.
by 16thLonghorn on
Dec 18, 2008 7:17 AM CST
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As Spaulding Smails would say...
Doodie!!!!
Just let your souuuuuul glo, baby....feeling oh so silky smooth...
by TNHorn on
Dec 18, 2008 8:45 AM CST
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I'm a nerd and I love limmericks, so here's mine:
Texas A&M ain’t much for learnin’
And the football tides seem to be turnin’
For the Aggies suck bad,
and the Longhorn’s revenge’s been had,
And UT owes it all to Sherman!
by TXinDC on
Dec 18, 2008 11:17 AM CST
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apologies in advance:
Bald white dudes in fake army outfits
can pretend that their team ain’t the pits.
They went 4 & 8,
and Texas was great,
sweet justice was ours and it’s the shit.
by crocodile235 on
Dec 18, 2008 12:28 PM CST
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Might as well keep 'em rolling...
‘Tis the season for holiday cheer
Glad I don’t live near Bryan, oh dear!
Agg’s grief for me makes glee
No pity for Mcgee…
the taboo moans of a sheep he’ll hear
Good waste of a couple minutes of work time.
by UTexasCPA on
Dec 18, 2008 12:30 PM CST
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And another...
A farewell to ol’ Franchione
left mighty Aggies smitten with glee
McGee will be so great
the Longhorns we will hate
oh how could we have fired R.C.?
by jtlonghorn on
Dec 18, 2008 2:25 PM CST
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