Five finals down, one to go. I'm in the clear. Three notes on some important housekeeping matters that have slipped badly of late.

IF YOU ARE OWED A T-SHIRT

If BON owes you a t-shirt for any reason (whether it be because I promised you one for any reason, you won it in a previous contest, or you have paid for one):

1. Email me here.  Odds are, I've got the info somewhere deep in the bowels of my inbox, but the point of this post is to try to get all this sh*t in order. It'll help me make sure I get you what you're owed if you can get in touch. Remind me of what you're owed the shirt for, your address, and what size(s) you want.
2. Accept my apologies. Back when Wiggo was in charge of the shirts, these things got shipped out in time. I made the horrid mistake of taking the box of shirts up to law school with me. And I absolutely suck at getting this crap done. Mea culpa in a big way.
3. If you paid for a shirt or shirts, let me know how much money you sent me and what your order was. I think there's one person out there who I'm so tardy on delivering a shirt to that he will be receiving a full refund (along with the shirt). All late shipments of paid orders will receive a "Sorry dude" refund of some sort.
4. I will make sure I have a pure, perfect t-shirt list compiled by mid-January when I return to the shirts in South Bend. My first trip back home will be to the post office. I'm terribly sorry for all those who have waited patiently (or given up in frustration) while I've mismanaged this.
5. Finally, our online vendor for a planned shirt store launch has proven itself unreliable. Please be advised that we will not be accepting any paid orders for shirts until there's an actual store to process orders. I can't be counted on to do this crap -- I'm beyond overextended as it is. In the meantime, I solemnly swear that everyone who is owed a t-shirt as of today will have it in hand by February 1, 2009.