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the sooner went down to austin

does anybody have any others

The Sooner went down to Austin
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal

When he came upon this quarterback
throwin' a football and throwin' it hot
And the Sooner jumped
Up on a hickory stump
And said boy let me tell you what

I guess you didn't know it
but I'm a football player too
And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you

Now you throw a pretty good football, boy
But give the Sooner his due
I'll bet a bowl of Rose
Against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you

The boy said my name's Vince Young
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been

Vince throw up your ball and throw it hard
Cause hell's broke loose in Austin and the Sooner deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny Bowl of Rose
But if you lose the Sooners get your soul.

The Sooner donned his jersey
And he said I'll start this game
And fire flew from his fingertips
as they shouted the players' names

Then he pulled the ball behind his head
And it made a [sic] evil hiss
And a band of Aggies joined in
And it sounded something like this

[Instrumental]

When the Sooner finished
Vince Young said well you're pretty good old son
Just sit right in those stands right there
And let me show you how it's done

He played Fire on the Cotton Bowl
Run boys, run
The Sooners's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan picken' out dough
Granny does your Hog bite
No child, no

[Instrumental]

The Sooner bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that Rose Bowl Trophy
On the ground at Vince Young's feet

Vince said, Sooner just come on back
If you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the best there's ever been

And he played Fire on the Cotton Bowl
Run boys, run
The Sooner's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan picken' out dough
Granny does your Hog bite
No child, no

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