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Super Bowl & "Sideline Hoes"

She's removed her pimp's initials -- gold letters "M" and "V" -- from her front teeth. People used to call her "Miss Envy."

So, in the Morning Coffee conversation of today's BON there was some discussion about the Texas Intercollegiate Athletics Council for Men debating whether or not to retire VY's #10 this season. Of course, the discussion ultimately degraded into VY's first illegitimate child, as reported on this website.

54b pointed out a hilarious quote in the comment section of the story:

It should be known that Candice has been around ACUTALLY SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL...so therefor since FANCY chose to be the SIDELINE HOE..she's just looking for something to try and BRING THEM DOWN...SIDELINE HOES NEVER WIN!!!!

Despite the fact that Ms topnotchdiva4sho is obviously wasting her considerable literary talents on this "The Most Visited Black Website In The World" she did get me to thinking. What would happen if I created a website that featured Harry Connick, Jr., Kenny G, Tiger Woods, and Yanni and called it The Most Visited White Website In The World? And then I thought: Nah, that's stupid.

So, then I wondered: What exactly is a sideline hoe? I did a little research, and discovered something that shattered my naivety and innocence so immediately and so thoroughly that I all I could do is think: Dude, I'm in the wrong racket! Behold, BONers: Nomadic Hookers.

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