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SMQ roasts the Aggies, or "Get out your pitchforks!"

I will admit to having fond feelings for both UT and A&M, due to having friends loyal to both schools, but I thought you guys would get a kick out of this one in case you haven't made your way to Sunday Morning Quarterback yet today.  

Included in SMQ's piece are gems like these:

"He's left the program in shambles and destroyed its reputation around the Big XII," said student Jordan Hodge, 23, outside the Dime Box YMCA after being thrown out of the meeting for attempting to vote for Franchione's indictment twice. "A one-dimensional quarterback, a 280-pound running back, a completely inept defense. Secret reports that say god knows what. Don't get me started on Mike Goodson.

Enjoy!

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