1. i’m guessing LSU
2. i’m fairly certain it’s okie state. i think they’ve only beaten us twice and lost like 18 or 20 times.
3. geez…o’leary is still at UCF. petrino’s at arkansas. forgot who took over for graham at rice. young guy. i SHOULD know UTEP, but I don’t.
4a. 16
4b. he played safety at georgia
5. 2003
6. 85-90
7. let’s go with ced.
8. hmmm…i want to say DJ, but I’m not sure he blitzed that much. i don’t think crowder or robison ever got that high. i don’t think a DT could get 10 in a season, even casey hampton…. i’ll say cory redding.
9. here’s where the whole “born in 1981” thing gets me. no freaking clue. let’s say all 8, for fun.
10. 35-39

1.A. LSU
2.D. Kansas
3.Don’t know if I can arrange them chronologically. I know game 1 is Howard Schnellenberger, I’ll guess 2 is Mike Price, 3 is David Bailiff (“I’m playing the percentages; let’s go to OT”), and 4 is Bobby Petrino.
4.B. 12
5.D. 2006
6.D. 85-90
7.A. Cedric Benson
8.Tim Crowder
9.Zero
10.B. 25-29

I fully expect 1965 Alabama State Literacy Test like results.

1.) LSU had a pretty crazy year, why not?
2.) I guess Kansas, because we probably didn’t play them very often until we became the shit.
3.)FAU – Howard Schnellenburger
Arkansas – Everyone’s best friend, Bobby Petrino
UTEP – I actually saw the answer to this one, so no credit. My guess would have been Matt Price
Rice – Todd Graham? Oh wait, no, he’s the douche bag. Texas State’s old coach I think. The Boogie Man.
4a.)16, four sports four years, BOOM! I dunno actually.
4b.) Georgia, Safety.
5.) I hate these questions. 2002?
6.) C, and I hope to God that’s right. I ruined my grade in a class mashing numbers like that.
7.) Benson, whom Woody Hayes would have loved more than life itself, I can only imagine.
8.) Brian Orakpo, next year.
9.) Fuck it. Eight.
10.) I guess a nice middle C.

While still panning back up to the questions is hard… Ok here goes.

1) USC, they lost to Stanford so…. fuck em.
2) Rice seems too obvious, Kansas!
3)—
4a) C, honestly, I would pick the highest number listed here irregardless of its value
4b) Safety with the Dawgs
5) All, see 4a.
6) Mack is pretty good at winning when we are supposed to, Ill go D, 85-90
7) Hodges is too obvious, and its not Jamaal, Ill go with Ced and his 8 man in the box defenses.
8) Ill go with my favorite DE, Cory Redding
9) Six?
10) B 25-29

1) Ryan Perriloux’s compliance officer
2) Slippery Rock…we own those bastards.
3) I only know Mike Price of UTEP because he and T-Bone are going to Boy’s Town after the game to slap some thighs and watch the tide roll in.
4a) It’s actually 17 because Will was awarded a letter in band for his rusty trombone performance with the dance team.
4b) MFU
5) Will Mushcamp’s defenses don’t lead, they follow until they decide it’s time to kill whatever they’re following.
6) Don’t know, but every loss to unranked an A&M team should count triple
7) Let’s go with Ricky based on the 97 season when Mackovic basically threw him against defenses like the Russians against the Germans in WWII.
8) Probably would have been more if he hadn’t been kicked off the team for smoking pot before the Cotton Bowl.
9) Don’t know but it didn’t help them avoid 10-9…son of a bitch.
10) Before or after Ced gets LoCo?

BTW, Burnt Orange People don’t like trivia, because what’s the point when you’re always right. But Burnt Orange People do like answering questions with questions. For example:

“Why has Mack Brown only won one conference title while at Texas?”
“F*ck you.”

Never mind, Burnt Orange people don’t like answering questions, period.

1. Going with Va Tech here. They backed into the BCS last year.
2. Probably Kansas or Mizzou – since we only recently started to play them regularly. I will go with Mizzou.
3. I couldn’t even name our 4 ooc opponents, much less their coaches.
4a. B
4b. I cheated on this one, and looked at BZ’s answer.
5. D
6. D – He always seems to win the ones that he is supposed to, but E seems way too high.
7. A. Cederic is one of my favorite whippping boys. I always thought that he was over rated. I would go with this one even if I knew it was incorrect.
8. DJ seems the obvious answer, but I am going with Brain Robison.
9. None
10. E. My theory – I don’t think that any NFL teams have gotten around to making their cuts yet, which means that every senior and their dog are probably on an NFL team for the moment. These numbers are probably inflated and will likely drop when we get closer to August/September.

1. Ohio State-they don’t seem as good as the hype
2. Rice
3. What is this, Russia? How do you expect me to pass tests that aren’t multipe choice?
4. 16
5. 2006?
6. C- 80-84
7. C-JC, It seems like he spent alot of time running into the O-line, bouncing off, and losing two yards.
8. Derrick Johnson?
9. Were you even born yet PB?
10. C-30-34

1. LSU University
2. Okie St – other than ‘97, have they ever beaten us?
3. UTEP, Ark, Rice, FL Atlantic
4. 16
5. 2006
6. 85-90 – seems like he has a couple each of Tech, A&M and K-St, plus Ark, NC St, and nearly 3 times to Okla St
7. Benson
8. Cory Redding
9. 8 – I think they had something like 20 players drafted that year; still a record
10. C 30-34; do ricky and cedric still count? maybe I’ll change that to B

Fla Directional – I don’t know
Ark – Petrino, right?
Rice – I don’t know
UTEP – Is Price still there?

1. USC
2.Rice
3.UTEP – Mike Price
UCF George Leary
FAU Uh, Howard Schnellenberger?
Arkansas – Bobby Petrino
4.16
4a. Georgia
5. 2008
6. 85-90
7. Jamaal Charles
8.Derrick Johnson?
9.7
10. 30-34

1. C. West Virginia
2. A. Rice
3. umm..old dude in suit from FAU…Bobby Petrino for Arkansas…dude from texas state at Rice…and Price at UTEP
4a. C. 16
4b. Georgia, Defensive back (Safety?)
5. B. 2003
6. C. 80-84
7. A. Cedric Benson
8. Brian Robison
9.(granted i was born in 86) I think 0
10. C. 30-34