NCAA Day 3 Thread Part 2: There Is No Byron Wiley
Texas squeaks by St. John's 4-3 in a nail-biter, and now Riley Boening will start the game against Rice at 6pm. Lost in the drama of the final out was Kyle Russell breaking the Texas all-time career HR record. Wooo! Let's hope Kyle and friends keep things rolling tonight, because I don't think Rice has any gaping holes in, say, left field for us to fill with doubles. If Texas can take this game, we'll face Rice again tomorrow for a trip to the supers. First thing's first, though. Stay alive tonight:
Completely unnecessary.
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Horn Brain: Just noticed the thread title
Hi-larious. I will rec anything that mentions Byron Wiley.
and if it's not too much to ask
stay error-free…
by the other Andrew on Jun 1, 2008 5:55 PM CDT reply actions
kvet doubling up on me
have to listen to rice announcers
by the other Andrew on Jun 1, 2008 6:02 PM CDT reply actions
Lusson starting in LF
Moldenhauer got hurt in the last game. Boening is the pitcher. Confusing announcement above.
--Horn Brain--
No Byron Wiley in LF
Now let’s try out the other outfielders.
--Horn Brain--
by Horn Brain on Jun 1, 2008 6:16 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
E3
Byron Wiley? Is that you?
--Horn Brain--
by Horn Brain on Jun 1, 2008 6:18 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I thought it would just be the first inning...
... He’s got to burn Rice up in a hurry in the next chance or his innings are numbered.
--Horn Brain--
That HR was to left field
KTRU said the wind was blowing in from left earlier. Kyle Russell must be made of PURE POWER.
If I wasn't worried that it would lag the thread...
... I’d post the powerthirst video right now.
--Horn Brain--
Kyle Russell
We are not worthy.
Taylor
Texas Fan For Life!
by texaslonghornfan on Jun 1, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions
Im predicting a Tucker single
Its coming…
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
bow down...
and worship
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
Infield Single?
Tucker. good call austintx
Taylor
Texas Fan For Life!
by texaslonghornfan on Jun 1, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions
take that back...
its an error, but with the same effect as a single
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
i thought they just said they scored it as
a basehit
Taylor
Texas Fan For Life!
by texaslonghornfan on Jun 1, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions
i may have
misheard.
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
end of inning
but we have the top of the order comng up next inning.
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
oh...
dang.
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
Thanks Horn Brain
I’m forced to peruse my favorite YouTube videos in between innings.
You were working as a football coach in Michigan…
too bad
Texas has yet to recruit Jesus, Superman, or a lumberjack. Oh wait, but we did get Kyle Russell. Now I’m satisfied.
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
but they are colored purple. ehhh...
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
2 runs this inning...
...another bold prediction.
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
Hook 'em
missed the whole day. winning the first game and tied at 3 is good. Austin Wood pitched in the first game, right?
Get your ass going! You ain't hurt!
just stay out of the double play
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
a break!
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
aggies losing 2 to 0
cougars just ht a two run shot
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
c'mon bases loaded
a grand slam plz?
Get your ass going! You ain't hurt!
damn
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
dp please
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
shin!
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
What the hell happened?
I walk away to mess with the dog and we’re changing pitchers and losing again.
--Horn Brain--
waffles is bad luck
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
You get off my blog
Kidding. But seriously, now someone’s going to set up a bank account in the dog’s name.
--Horn Brain--
damnit
their last run. Cole Green is in!
Get your ass going! You ain't hurt!
all right
Hernandez Time. He is going to kick some serious ass! just watch
Get your ass going! You ain't hurt!
aggies are still losing, 2-0 n the bottom of the 5th
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
I just had a great idea...
... let’s score 10 runs in this inning! That’s a great coaching move.
--Horn Brain--
need radio Tivo
If I could just delay it for 10 seconds It’d be great. Nice hit! WHAT A RUN, TUCKER! TIE THE GAME!
--Horn Brain--
let the circus music begin
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
EVERYTHING went right for us there.
Weather report from Hell: Cloudy, 30 degrees.
by amorphous on Jun 1, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Russell grand slam?
You heard it here first.
by ryanlionrah on Jun 1, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
bases are loaded...danks is up...this is beautiful
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
Now who has a pitching depth issue, Rice?
Evening the playing field by knocking you down.
--Horn Brain--
please please please
Get your ass going! You ain't hurt!
nice
I’m done with school next wednesday… lunch sometime?
by the other Andrew on Jun 1, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
thank you god!!!! yesssssss
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
...because Superman is up.
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
goddamnit
end of inning
Get your ass going! You ain't hurt!
don't question the garrido
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
Sorry, but in my book of baseball, you let your HR king swing.
How many HRs does he have in the past 10 days? With the way Texas has been bunting as of late, that’s a no-brainer in my opinion
No way that was Augie
No way Augie tells him to bunt, he’s a junior and a team leader who thought he could get it done…didn’t work
all I know is
you cant bunt it over the fence
by the other Andrew on Jun 1, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
aaaaand
we just dont have the defense to be playing a one run game.
by the other Andrew on Jun 1, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
if that wasn't augie....than russell isn't in right field this inning.
i imagine that someone who is hitting the ball so well of late would want to swing away…not bunt it several inches.
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
crazy idea he had...
but that crap works for him…thats why he is coaching Texas.
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
well...sometimes.
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
also...the safety squeeze was on..
i don’t think the batter can order that via hand signals
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
aggies took the lead 3-2. 6th inning
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
Back to the Bee Gees
Think I need to watch that video again, just to get a smile back on my face. If you can’t laugh at grown, non-baseball-playing men in tight white pants, you can’t laugh at anything.
(Do you think their voices were so high because of said pants?)
I refused to name my children Vince, Kevin or Major ... despite my secret desire to do so.
by EddieTheAlbinoSquirrel on Jun 1, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
sucks
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
another run :(
Get your ass going! You ain't hurt!
Yikes
not a good way to start the inning … one batter HBP, another walked. Yikes on toast.
I refused to name my children Vince, Kevin or Major ... despite my secret desire to do so.
by EddieTheAlbinoSquirrel on Jun 1, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions
Back to watching ...
... the tight white pants.
I refused to name my children Vince, Kevin or Major ... despite my secret desire to do so.
by EddieTheAlbinoSquirrel on Jun 1, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions
Ghost of Drew Stubbs!
Help us!!!
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
we all would have loved to see Russell swing away...
but Augie plays small ball. Damn small ball.
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
oh dreaming can be so much fun
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
sorry. i get excited
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
bases are loaded with 1 out
Scaaaaaaarrrrrrrrry
Get your ass going! You ain't hurt!
Austin Wood is at 1st base,
Torres removed from the game, Belt is pitching. F at removing Torres.
--Horn Brain--
whos up for the horns?
in the bottom half
Taylor
Texas Fan For Life!
by texaslonghornfan on Jun 1, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions
good morning. good afternoon. and good night
Taylor
Texas Fan For Life!
by texaslonghornfan on Jun 1, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions
ok
thanks. well maybe we can get a couple men on for superman to knock in.
Taylor
Texas Fan For Life!
by texaslonghornfan on Jun 1, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
cmon
8 more outs to score 3 runs
Taylor
Texas Fan For Life!
by texaslonghornfan on Jun 1, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions
Question
I’m missing the significance of the Byron Wiley reference. Please advise.
We'll carry the banner high!
We got like half of our offense from hitting to left field...
... in the XII champ game.
--Horn Brain--
How about ...
PLEASE MORE HIT BALL WITH STICK.
I refused to name my children Vince, Kevin or Major ... despite my secret desire to do so.
by EddieTheAlbinoSquirrel on Jun 1, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
5 errors
and we need to take advantage or else the season’s done.
by the other Andrew on Jun 1, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions
dont remind me
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
Damnit
4 runs on 5 errors. 3 from our masher who later bunted.
This is weird.
And sad. C’mon ‘Horns
--PB--
more sad than weird
because a loss represents the end to Texas athletics until August 31st
by the other Andrew on Jun 1, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
VY ruined me.
I used to be much better at accepting looming losses. Because of VY, I’m always looking for the magic pull-it-out win … in all the sports. I must un-brainwash myself. Baseball just don’t work that way.
I refused to name my children Vince, Kevin or Major ... despite my secret desire to do so.
by EddieTheAlbinoSquirrel on Jun 1, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions
Are you seriously saying things like that?
Come on, dude, SJU almost did it to us, we can do it to Rice.
--Horn Brain--
Forgive me ...
... but I’ve been mind-blown by the many missed opportunities thus far …
I refused to name my children Vince, Kevin or Major ... despite my secret desire to do so.
by EddieTheAlbinoSquirrel on Jun 1, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
this is miserable
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
buena
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
wow, what a catch.
Get your ass going! You ain't hurt!
i hope augie decides to ...
turn on a magical “win” switch that he keeps in the dugout under the seeds.
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
Lusson has been a monster drawing walks today.
Just what we needed. Not an automatic out.
--Horn Brain--
ah danga
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
ok miracle time
3 more outs
Taylor
Texas Fan For Life!
by texaslonghornfan on Jun 1, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions
can the game be paused while I take my wife to work?
I hate real life
Perhaps the most recognizable mascot in sports, and certainly the toughest looking, Bevo is a fixture
3 outs are left. We can do it!
Get your ass going! You ain't hurt!
I say, knock the umps over the head with a bat
forge the scorecard
turn it in while whistling and looking up
play tomorrow
...
profit
strike zone = good
Perhaps the most recognizable mascot in sports, and certainly the toughest looking, Bevo is a fixture
Let's do it
for Ruffin.
Get your ass going! You ain't hurt!
Lets find the diamond in the ruffin
Perhaps the most recognizable mascot in sports, and certainly the toughest looking, Bevo is a fixture
I just realized I have gotten up from this chair once since 1:30
Maybe that is why I can’t lose weight
took the kids to the lake?
Perhaps the most recognizable mascot in sports, and certainly the toughest looking, Bevo is a fixture
thats the life
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
Shepard doubles!
We need another hit, and then another one, and then like three thousand homeruns.
How’s my math?
--Horn Brain--
put on your rally caps
cmon texas. i wanna watch some more good baseball. the rangers fall very short of that. haha
Taylor
Texas Fan For Life!
by texaslonghornfan on Jun 1, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions
and there goes the season
Taylor
Texas Fan For Life!
by texaslonghornfan on Jun 1, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions
#6
Perhaps the most recognizable mascot in sports, and certainly the toughest looking, Bevo is a fixture
Ugh!
Chance Ruffin is coming back, right?
Get your ass going! You ain't hurt!
sometimes the grey goose barks towards the tall grass...
or some bs saying similar to that.
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
I'll get to work on long statistical analyses about football.
Sucks to be ol’ what’s his face today.
--Horn Brain--
and with that....
Welcome to football season! I encourage you all do what I do the next few weeks- buy every college football book and preview you can find coming out in the next few weeks and hunker down in the basement to research and study up for the coming season! Phil Steele comes out soon! When is the Texas Preview coming out that PB was working on?
Well
In hindsight, wasn’t it only like six weeks ago that we were questioning if we were going to make the 64?
hell, we pulled a big 12 tournament championship out of a disaster.
Why can't Helen Kellar play football? -because she is an aggie
well
as a texas fan i expect nothing less than a national championship in every sport year after year. but i still cant say this season was a total dissapointment. we had a young team, and after showing many moments of mediocracy, they came back and wowed us with a big 12 tourney championship, the #2 seed in the Houston Regional, and finshing 2nd in the regional (which is becoming a theme) to a good Rice team.
so i say lets imrove upon this next year.
Taylor
Texas Fan For Life!
by texaslonghornfan on Jun 1, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions
but i will add to that by saying
its been too long since the Horns have been in the CWS
Taylor
Texas Fan For Life!
by texaslonghornfan on Jun 1, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions
yes
and we need to show it next year.
Taylor
Texas Fan For Life!
by texaslonghornfan on Jun 1, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy crap!
Over 350 comments on just this post! By far the biggest thread baseball has ever had. Would have approached, if not passed 500 comments if I hadn’t split the thread for the final game. Wow.
--Horn Brain--

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