Morning Coffee Scoffs At Your Superconference
PB on DJ. The always excellent Rush The Court college hoops blog demonstrated their always excellence by asking me to profile DJ Augustin for the upcoming NBA Draft.
Relatedly, I'm a little ticked at A.J. Abrams for the way he handled himself during NBA Draft season deciding to return to Texas just as my profile piece on how well he'd fit in with PANATHINAIKOS ATHENS was about to run.
(And with that... I'm done with the lashings. Welcome back, A.J.)
I'm told they're developing a snarkier form for the future. Poor Mark Rosner of the Austin American-Statesman has been asked to start blogging, and on Tuesday he was forced to issue his first blogology:
SORRY FOR THE BRAINLOCK
In a blog on Tuesday, I mentioned returning Longhorn basketball starters without listing Connor Atchley, the senior center-forward.
Now that was a glaring omission. Just last week, I wrote that two NBA draft sites list Atchley as a second-round pick in 2009.
All he did last season was lead the Big 12 in blocked shots while anchoring the back of the Longhorns defense, setting good screens and hitting three-point shots.
Sorry about that, Connor.
Oh, Mark, you poor, poor thing: Either you're missing the whole spirit of the enterprise or the Statesman has a standard-issue apology form:
SORRY FOR THE BRAINLOCK
In a blog on ______, I mentioned ______ without ______.
Now that was a glaring omission. Just last (week/month), I wrote that ______.
[Please insert "sarcasmo-graf"1 here]
Sorry about that, ______.
1Refer to "AAS Blogging Policies and Procedures, Appendix C: Terms and Definitions" for guidance on appropriate insert.
Gold. SBN's Sunday Morning Quarterback is respected by 99% of his peers for his outstanding analysis, but from time to time he also dips into the satirical bag. Though the results are always fine efforts, this one takes the cake as a post to remember. I can't really recommend it enough.
What he said. Ever since SMQ brought it up two weeks ago, I've been meaning to post on this - since he won't go away - but Brian beat me to it:
His name is Tim Stephens, and he is a very stupid man. He proposes that college football is moving inexorably towards four sixteen-team superconferences and a four-team playoff between the winners. Nevermind that the WAC was briefly a creaky sixteen-team "superconference" before all its members decided that was an incredibly stupid idea and broke off. Nevermind that it's just a matter of time before the creaky sixteen-team Big East basketball "superconference" splinters. Nevermind that he actually titles a post "could five dollar gas spur the playoff debate" (his answer: yes!) and then, like, in the very next post about his incredibly stupid idea puts Notre Dame in the Pac-10. Nevermind that every team past 12 dilutes the financial impact of a championship game.
These are all reasons that Tim Stephens is a man propounding a very stupid idea and wasting everyone's time, but the main thing is this: at the absolute most, teams will play nine conference games. When you have a "super conference" that's basically two eight-team divisions in which you play seven games and then two games against the other division, which is not a conference at all, really, and is the main reason the WAC exploded.
What a waste of time.
Yes.
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You forgot "we regret the error."
by Holly Anderson on Jun 19, 2008 2:31 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Hat tip
to the lady who causes stifled laughter and lost productivity friday mornings.
by learned hand on Jun 19, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Eh, It's the Sentinel
I grew up in Orlando, and thanks to my dad’s subscription I read the Sentinel every day. There was once a time when it seemed it really cared about putting together a great sports page and staff. However, since the moment Mike Bianchi walked in the door it’s been increasingly more focused on making noise to be noticed, just like Bianchi does on a regular basis.
You’re right about the superconferences being a bad idea. I will mention though, while we’re on the topic of conference alignment, that at some point the ACC and Big East should trade USF and BC for geographic purposes. They’re both remote outposts of their conferences that sit squarely in the region of the other.
Your Augustin assessment
We’re all cut from the same BON cloth, so it’s no surprise that I completely agree with your assessment. I think an interesting comparator is Rajon Rondo, he of the championship-winning Boston Celtics. Briefly, Rondo was inked by Kentucky only after his hometown Louisville Cardinals spurned him to sign Sebastian Telfair. Pitino’s loss was Kentucky’s gain, as Rondo was relatively spectacular as a freshman point. That season led to high expectations as a sophomore, but he disappointed, mainly due to his want to gamble on defense and his lack of a jump shot. He jumped to the league as a sophomore, and after two short seasons, is an NBA champion. Yet the critics were still out in full force, openly questioning whether or not Rondo was the right man to helm the Celtic ship. Keep in mind that Rondo’s just 22. For perspective, Chris Paul is 23, Deron Williams is days from turning 24, and the point guard drafted ahead of him, Randy Foye, is turning 25 in three months.
DJ Augustin is on an even faster career track than Rondo. Although less heralded going into college than Rondo, Augustin’s production in college has far surpassed Rondo’s. However, similarly, Augustin has legitimate concerns going into the league. Most noticeable are his propensity to get flustered by a physical defender, his inability to make any sort of entry pass, and his average defense. While Rondo was already an outstanding defender entering the league, Augustin is average at best. DJ makes up for that with a gifted array of offensive moves, while Rondo pretty much had quickness as his only asset.
In both cases, each player had plenty of natural talent at his arsenal. The questions remain, and will probably remain unanswered, until quite a few seasons into their careers. That’s both the beauty and the curse of being a young point guard in the league; there remains so much to learn and so much potential to tap into, probably more so than any other position. I believed in Rondo and felt he would succeed, given the proper opportunity (which he got with former PG Doc Rivers and the Big Three mentoring him), and I feel the same way about Augustin. It almost makes me want to see D’Antoni draft him, even if he’d be playing with the complete crap that comprises the New York roster.
Panathinaikos Athens?!
Woah there, Pete. Panathinaikos Athens?! Their roster includes both Vasilis Spanoulis AND Antonis Fotsis and both of those guys were actually drafted. As optimistic as I may be, I’m somewhat skittish of A.J.’s ability to make a squad with that kind of elite level talent. I did, however, hear that the West Texas Whirlwinds were hosting open tryouts this weekend. Maybe if A.J. has a zero hour change of heart about returning to the 40 Acres, we could, I don’t know, all e-mail their GM (he of the @yahoo.com e-mail address) and put in a good word for #3.
by Luke Zimmermann on Jun 20, 2008 2:38 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

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