Because it's a slow day, more goodness from EDSBS.

For those not in the know, actual drank and legal drank were both popularized in the great state of Texas, and thus has marginal relevance to BON. Here's looking at you, Tyrell Gatewood...all you really needed was some valerian root.

My favorite Orson line: Drank, you silky bitch: here we were, thinking you would bomb the palate with the lurid whore’s fakery of chemical grape buoyed by a sea of high-fructose corn syrup, and you go and slip some Pendergrass smooth on us.

Absolute gold.

Also, obligatory Dave Chappelle link here. Sugar, water, purple.