go to hell, Alabama

HOOK ‘EM

The dog days of July…. I’ll take it.

but since hes in a game, i cant message him, so when he gets out ill find him then.

For shame.

We’re not winning!

... so no sound. Anything I’m seriously missing, maybe let me know?

Do I qualify as having reached the pinnacle of geekitude when I’m
a.) Writing a computer program to simulate an impact on the Moon
b.) chatting on a blog
c.) Watching some dude play video games LIVE on said blog
All at the same time?

That’s good, right?

... sure has a lot of stoppage time.

Do we get that? I say we need 2 hours of injury minutes! I watched soccer!

Can’t get the connection up with the pressure on…

Yeah Chase!

Would anyone else think its sad that I need football so bad that I actually watched the 2006 matchup between Air Force and TCU a couple nights ago on THE MTN?

2.4% of the time it works… every time.

I’d like to jinx us by mentioning that we’ve never lost to ‘Bama. EVER.

I am sitting here watching this with my 4 year old daughter wearing her Longhorn cheerleader outfit.

I think she is more excited than I am!

TEXAS!!!

Great field position

... then he almost threw a pick.

Aweomse!!!

McGee up the middle for 4-5. We’ll take that.

the 20 step drop

In the red zone. Attababy Chase.

Use John Chiles, Greg!

otherwise I like what I see

the Greg Davis review?

1st and Goal. Let’s punch it in.

Oh my God I care about this game.

I really do.

HELP

Dixie Sooners!

umm…nevermind

GODDAMNIT! FUCKING PASSING INSIDE THE FIVE WITH CHILES!!!! SHIT

... that was Harris, btw.

earn your check, please, sir.

Chase have an advantage because he could, I’m just sayin, watch what play he picks…

Great coverage. Knock the damn ball down.

... had to be cut from the roster for that catch to occur?

... we re-signed Akina.

Beautiful

I think that was Beasley on the sack!

Nice job, Chase

Love it

And the zone read is murder!

Using his feet the right damned way.

4th and 2. Punt?

... don’t run to the hole, the hole is a bad place!

Please!

CHiles keep on 4th and 1. First down

With our most expendable arm. Good choice.

Freak!

Woooooooo!

ATTACHASE!!!

6-0 HORNS!

about ten times more passes in this game than all of last season

that I’m seeing comments appear a good 15 seconds before the ball’s snapped. Just like during the season!

WR? Hales?

Chase is awesome

there is your screen

HA

How’d we score! Damnit I missed it!

14-0 good guys. Chase for Offensive Coordinator.

FIRE GREG DAVIS

when the digital opposition starts celebrating when they’re down?

Nice DE play right there. No telling who, though.

C’mon Chase

Fourth and an inch.

Just missed it. Chase can still have my undies, though.

Who’s making the plays on defense

Someone tell chase to keep the stats from this game.

Also, tell him to quit playing man against the crossing routes, damnit.

Beasley AGAIN!!!! WOW!!!!! 21-0!

We’re going to win the national championship this year!

... we will take the hit on Mr. JPW all night long.

Nice by #3… one of our C Browns?

With the YAC and first down. Awesome.

That’s our best player according to NCAA 09.

Acreage.

No question

That’s how I know this isn’t real.

we’ll def. be better

I call shenanigans, and blame Nick Saban

I hate the kicking game.

Also, Chase just got the boot. Let’s hope the CPU can hold on while the coach walks to the locker room.

Love it. Great pass D

CPU can outcall GD.

And Kindle picks it up for six!

KINDLE WITH THE REC FOR TD! Aand whoever that CB was knocked out the QB with back spasms! BOOM MOTHERFUCKER!

..is saying that all those fans will still be there in the fourth quarter down 28-0?

... But that could have been an INT.

NO TDs! BULLSHIT! CHALLENGE THAT! NO POSSESSION!

They all look like Aggies to me…

..who wants pancakes?

Great game!

Can anyone say “Hard Hat”?

... look how good we were. Now he’s marching down the field against Kentucky. Our defense is better than someone else’s!