ESPN's dumb "contests"
I like watching ESPN because I love sports, but man, they really get on my nerves with all sorts of ridiculously stupid contests and/or polls that are just a waste of time. What makes matters worse is that people participate in them and then think these contests have some sort of universal authority. I'm not saying participating in them is bad if you understand it's just for kicks, but when this is used as an authoritative measure, it's just plain stupid. Examples:
"Titletown USA" - I think this town in Georgia won because of their high school football team. Raise your hand if you care what "Titletown USA" is, whatever it means in the first place. Apparently, if your junior high school wins a lot of city championships, it counts in this discussion. Who's bright idea was this? I turned off Sportscenter everytime this came up.
"Greatest college football team of all time" - Yeah, like it's easy comparing teams across eras and the like. Kirk Herbstreit was mad that people picked '95 Nebraska over '01 Miami, because all of those first-rounders on defense, in his view, would load the line and force Nebraska to pass. Is he right? Maybe. Can we know this? No. Is it Nebraska's fault they just ran the option to death? No. It worked, they won, and they dominated the teams that were in their year. Sure, nowadays, it is virtually impossible for a team that one-dimensional to do the same thing, but how is that Nebraska's fault? Why are teams from the 1940's put up against '05 Texas, when the very sight of Vince Young would cause those players to pee in their pants? Is that even a fair comparison to make? Teams way back in the day would have virtually no idea what do with the complex passing attacks of today. Again, just a waste of time. It's a fun discussion to have among fellow fans, but pretending that they can actually figure this out by expert opinion and fan vote was just dumb and shows that ESPN is sometimes desperately trying to take up time when football is not in season.
"Best college football helmet" - I like our Longhorns helmet. I have absolutely no interest if it's the "best" in college football. I'm more concerned if we have the best team of the season. Again, who's dumb idea was this? Can you imagine even having a discussion about this? "Our helmet has our Longhorn on it... it's pretty cool." ---> "Well, our Notre Dame helmet is just... gold, and it's pretty cool."
At the least, a lot of their "rankings" aren't all that bad since they actually have more similarities and more relevanace (like ranking the current runningbacks in the NFL, for instance), but sometimes, it's just plain stupid. And it gets on my nerves when they have these "experts" come in and give them their grand opinion like it even matters.
Maybe if you media types would spend such research and time, you know, evaluating current college football teams with deep coverage, then perhaps people wouldn't be so angry at you and your rankings over the years, though granted, the AP is no longer a part of the BCS. Next time, why don't you rank "Greatest coach ever" and give it to some no-name guy in a no-name town who has won 13 straight titles at his 1A high school. Yay.
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It’s all filler because we are stuck in the worst sports time of the year right now.
by WoodrowWilson on
Jul 29, 2008 1:43 PM CDT
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worst?
Maybe as far as college sports is concerned. But there are some great baseball races going on and we’re two days away from the trade deadline.
I guess if you’re entirely consumed with college sports and find going to ESPN a necessity in life, then you get what you pay for, so to speak.
by Jason Mayer on
Jul 29, 2008 3:36 PM CDT
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It's not just college sports...
This is the only time of year that 3 of the 4 major sports are off. From the end of the finals to late August, if you aren’t a baseball fan, you’re out of luck.
by ctex80 on
Jul 29, 2008 4:23 PM CDT
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4 major sports?
Calling hockey a major sport is pretty laughable these days. Plus NFL training camps are just starting up. Add the Olympics in 10 days (plus the trials earlier this month) and there’s nothing to complain about in terms of sports.
Besides, who isn’t a baseball fan?
by Jason Mayer on
Jul 29, 2008 4:58 PM CDT
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im not a baseball fan
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
~Fred Allen
by Hook'em13 on
Jul 29, 2008 10:49 PM CDT
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Baseball is great
if you can go to the games. Can’t watch the stuff at home though. It’s for napping, like golf.
by ctex80 on
Jul 29, 2008 10:55 PM CDT
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I can't watch baseball
unless I am at the game with a beer.
by Wells on
Jul 30, 2008 1:06 PM CDT
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MLB could learn something from hockey
More fights would improve viewership
by Beergut on
Jul 30, 2008 1:11 PM CDT
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eh
Baseball is ok, but it just doesn’t get me going consistently. I’ll watch the world series..maybe, every once and a while, and a game here and there. I even used to play as a kid but I’ve never had much passion watching the game.
by owenh on
Jul 29, 2008 4:35 PM CDT
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and I hate to say it but
I’d take something like Boise St v. San Jose St over an average MLB game anytime
by owenh on
Jul 29, 2008 4:38 PM CDT
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Right there with you...
...on that one.
As my dad always says:
Some football is better than no football.”
by Nico2.0 on
Aug 6, 2008 3:45 PM CDT
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I share your sentiments.
I think ESPN could do more coverage-wise than these filler pieces. We have MLB and MLS playing right now and as Jason mentioned, the Olympics are starting in 10 days. I have yet to see any real coverage of the Olympics other than the Basketball team. I guess since ESPN doesn’t have the TV rights in the US, they figure they don’t have to cover it until it’s actually going on.
Also, NASCAR is in full swing and down to the last handful of races before the Chase. It’s currently being aired on ESPN on Sundays, and still almost no coverage during the week.
by afaeguy on
Jul 29, 2008 5:47 PM CDT
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I'm gonna catch hell for this,
but nascar is not a sport. Turn left. Repeat.
by ctex80 on
Jul 29, 2008 10:52 PM CDT
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Agreed
Nascar is a waste of gasoline and/or jet fuel(steroids in nascar). Don’t get caught.
Horse racing has become quite a big joke as well. A lot of tradition but also a lot of horses jacked up on illegal hormones.
"I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn’t recruit me and he said: "Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you weren’t any good.
- Walt Garrison
by 512 on
Jul 30, 2008 12:52 PM CDT
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Those hormones aren't illegal.
at least in most states.
by DogTown on
Jul 31, 2008 9:34 AM CDT
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To each his own
If NASCAR isn’t a sport then neither is NHRA or IRL.
I guess a better example is Formula 1. Closest points race in a long time. Just as much drama as NASCAR, plus they do more than just turn left.
by afaeguy on
Jul 30, 2008 1:57 PM CDT
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Nascar has one interesting element
The jet fuel controversy is pretty damn funny and the fact that the only drug scandal that I have ever heard of in Nascar involved a driver that did heroin before his races, while this is obviously dangerous and life threatening to many drivers, I find it hillarious
by tvr'11 on
Jul 30, 2008 2:07 PM CDT
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haha, except of course, technology
0 to 62 mph: 2.0 seconds
0 to 124 mph: 3.9 seconds
0 to 186 mph: 8.6 seconds
0 to 100 mph back to 0: 4.8 seconds
225 mph top speed
6g lateral acceleration
5g braking acceleration
750 bhp 2.4L V8 (non-turbo)
19000 RPMs
McLaren-Mercedes 2008 budget (two cars) exceeds $400M.
And you’re right, the season is close in both the constructors’ and drivers’ championships. It’ll help pass the time for another 4 weeks!
by horndude on
Jul 31, 2008 10:18 PM CDT
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ESPN
I’m just happy with any coverage that doesn’t involve brett farve.
by rchorns on
Jul 29, 2008 5:52 PM CDT
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Who's now?
That segment made my eyes and ears bleed. While college sports are all down at the moment, there are plenty of sports stories to cover over the summer besides baseball. Eurocup (a bunch of europeans faking injuries), Wimbledon (finally Federer fucking lost), golf (sucks without Tiger, but its still golf), steroid suspensions on the Tour de France, Bret Favre whining for attention, olympics, olympic bans for performance enhancing drugs, OU recruiting violations (is Bradford working at a car dealership? I hope so), nfl training camps, what strip club is pac man, excuse me Adam, Jones making it rain at today?, beach volleyball (womens only), beach soccer world cup(see eurocup except on sand)...
Bottom line, this shit doesn’t cut it, we need COLLEGE FOOTBALL in the most major obsessive compulsive way its not even funny…anxiety, stress, blood pressure and alcoholism levels are all rising by the minute, can’t they move the season up a couple weeks for the sake of our health?
by tvr'11 on
Jul 30, 2008 9:43 AM CDT
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It's the Internet
They do this because they think it is expected from a website. Gotta be interactive, right? At least they don’t have ‘games’.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. If they get mad, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes.
by Caradoc on
Jul 30, 2008 9:48 AM CDT
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The Olympics starting on 8.8.08
should be able to keep me sane until football season starts. Only 9 more days until I watch sports again. I can’t wait.
"I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn’t recruit me and he said: "Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you weren’t any good.
- Walt Garrison
by 512 on
Jul 30, 2008 12:54 PM CDT
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Why the hate for the NHL
Hockey is still a major sport… depending on where you live … realizing of course that Texas is more than Dallas (particularly when posting on a University of Texas board) but the Stars are a hell of a team.
Anyways, I agree with the original blogging, ESPN thinks way to highly of itself and has become increasingly more difficult to watch. Regardless of what seasons are or aren’t in session they still have too much fluff on their too many stations.
by Lostincali on
Jul 30, 2008 10:35 PM CDT
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I refuse to watch the NHL
Until they bring back The Whalers.
by Meekrob on
Jul 31, 2008 9:02 AM CDT
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Agreed the stars are a hell of a team
And those of us living in this great state would watch them and follow them if they played a sport that involved grass and a pigskin lemon shaped ball
by tvr'11 on
Jul 31, 2008 9:46 AM CDT
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I think it's a regional thing
Playing the sport yourself, even casually, can predispose you to be a fan later in life. Most of us never played hockey, organized or otherwise, growing up. Whereas most Texans, male or female, have had a chance to at least play a pick up game of basketball, baseball, football, make left turns while driving, etc.
Compare that to Michigan/Minnesota/Wisconsin where hockey is almost a birthright for natives. I know quite a few folks from Minn. and every one of the played hockey casually if not in club/highschool, even the ladies. They are all still bitter about Dallas “stealing” the “South Stars.”
Meanwhile down here, we don’t have those ties and when you mix a player strike, some diva athletes, high ticket prices, and no real community ties to the sport itself, the end result doesn’t lend itself to winning fans. My two cents.
by learned hand on
Jul 31, 2008 10:49 AM CDT
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Puck
My problem is I can’t see the puck half the time. That, and I have hard time taking seriously a sport where the goalies look like witch doctors.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. If they get mad, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes.
by Caradoc on
Aug 1, 2008 10:41 AM CDT
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You're right can't see the puck
It's a Horns' world. Even Aggies play hoops with a burnt orange ball.
Is it football season YET?
by Speedway on
Aug 4, 2008 10:53 AM CDT
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hockey sucks
unless you’re a ‘nuck….canuck canuck canuck…
by SneezyBeltran on
Jul 31, 2008 12:21 AM CDT
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RE: comparing greatest teams of all time
By far the most hilarious things about this is when Kirk Herbstreit or Mark May make prognostications like “2001 Miami would load up on the line and force ‘95 Nebraska to pass,” despite the fact that they are consistently wrong with those predicitons before PRESENT DAY games. The number of hilariously bad predictions during bowl season alone is worth cancelling the show.
The only games they can predict with accuracy are the early season lopsided affairs, i.e., OU v. Tulsa or FSU v. Carolina Technical School for Amputees. Once conference play starts, they have no clue what is going to happen, just like the rest of us. God knows they have no clue about what would happen between great teams from different eras.
by DogTown on
Jul 31, 2008 9:45 AM CDT
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I haven't actually paid much attention to an ESPN "Analysis" in years
Any corporation that employs guys like Lee Corso, Emmitt Smith, Colin Cowherd, and Jeremy Green to do anything more complicated than clean a toilet is conspiring to waste my time.
by learned hand on
Jul 31, 2008 12:44 PM CDT
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There's always the
WNBA, or the “What, isn’t the NBA!?”
Texas Whisper Chant
by TWC on
Jul 31, 2008 9:59 PM CDT
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