Here we go:
Colt Mcoy: Deceptive running ability and great accuracy. Tends to get happy feet in the pocket though, but he's a tough competitor.
Quan Crosby: Great hands and leaping ability to make up for his smaller height. Has great concentration and decent speed.
Chris Ogbanoya: Excellent hands for a running back and blocks very well. Dependable third down back.
Lamar Houston: Very gifted athlete who can pressure the quarterback and stuff the run at the line. Will often demand double teams.
Rashard Bobino: Plays with heart but is often out of position and can be caught being overzealous.
Blain Irby: Deceptive athleticism and reliable hands. Can be the second coming of David Thomas.
Sergio Kindel: Supremely gifted athlete who is hits hard and pursues the ball relentlessly.
Rodrick Muckleroy: Active linebacker who is always around the ball. Terrific instincts.
Foswhit Whitaker: Shifty back who has breakaway speed and good vision. Delighted Longhorn fans in his first outing.
Malcom Williams: A tall, young receiver that can develop into a great target.
Ishie Oduegwu: Has a name no one spells right. What's the deal with that?
Sherod Harris: Third string QB with good athleticism, but lacks the arm of Mcoy and the the legs of Chiles.
Deion Beasley: 6'2 corner with great athleticism, but still has work to do before he reaches his potential as a stud.
Will Muskamp: Fiery defensive coordinator who is sure to whip this defense into shape by the season's end.
Mike Gundee (not Teksus): He's a man. He's forty.
Hurrycane Ike: Trying to ruin our weekend.