What kind of lame poll is that?
Which is a tougher game: OU or Mizzou? (See today's poll question)
I mean, come on. That's like asking a guy to justify his liking a particular beer over another.
Oh dammit...now I have to type 75 words before I can publish this extremely important poll. Ernest Hemingway would hate this rule. Here was a man who said, "The hardest thing to write is the one true sentence." Indeed. He didn't need no damn 75 words to ask the following question: One barrel or both?
Oh, wait...that's not the question. Here's the question:
What's more painful?
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i have never had
either choice specifically…however i have had hernia sugery, and that was painful…so i went with the prior on the subject.
If You See Kay, Oh You
As someone who has given birth ...
… I can relate to both choices. In fact, both of these choices are related. And the first definitely wins.
Watch out, I bite.
by EddieTheAlbinoSquirrel on Sep 27, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Murder your darlings
Sir Arthur Quiller-Couch
I had always attributed that quote to William Faulkner, but it was Couch who said it first. I always thought it was apropos of Hemingway.
Since Faulkner opted to kill himself the long, slow way with liquor, he would choose the cushy chair. Hemingway’s a harpoon man.
“I was blown up while we were eating cheese.”
A Farewell to Arms
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
- Thomas Jones
Faulkner says...
Rehab is for quitters.
Perhaps the most recognizable mascot in sports, and certainly the toughest looking, Bevo is a fixture
by run Bevo run on Sep 23, 2008 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Are you sure about that?
"I was blown up while we were eating cheese."
A Farewell to Arms
Are you sure that wasn’t John Mackovic?
It's Mean to Ween
What!?
A FanPost by Bombilla without numerous links to outrageous pictures? What is this nonsense? I don’t want to live in such a world.
Pity the Children
I thought that illustrating “Harpoon shot into your groin” and hemorroids would be a bit much for those less-familiar with my propensity for the outrageous!
But let me through this one out there for BONer consumption.
It's Mean to Ween

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