Which is a tougher game: OU or Mizzou? (See today's poll question)
I mean, come on. That's like asking a guy to justify his liking a particular beer over another.
Oh dammit...now I have to type 75 words before I can publish this extremely important poll. Ernest Hemingway would hate this rule. Here was a man who said, "The hardest thing to write is the one true sentence." Indeed. He didn't need no damn 75 words to ask the following question: One barrel or both?
Oh, wait...that's not the question. Here's the question:
What's more painful?
Which is more painful?
A harpoon shot into your groin (144 votes)
Sitting in a cushy chair, but you have hemorroids (42 votes)
186 total votes