What kind of lame poll is that?

by Bombilla on Sep 23, 2008 10:17 AM CDT Comment 11 comments

Which is a tougher game: OU or Mizzou? (See today's poll question)

I mean, come on. That's like asking a guy to justify his liking a particular beer over another.

Oh dammit...now I have to type 75 words before I can publish this extremely important poll. Ernest Hemingway would hate this rule. Here was a man who said, "The hardest thing to write is the one true sentence." Indeed. He didn't need no damn 75 words to ask the following question: One barrel or both?

Oh, wait...that's not the question. Here's the question:

What's more painful?

Poll

Which is more painful?

A harpoon shot into your groin

145 votes

Sitting in a cushy chair, but you have hemorroids

42 votes

187 votes | Poll has closed

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i have never had

either choice specifically…however i have had hernia sugery, and that was painful…so i went with the prior on the subject.

If You See Kay, Oh You

by texfan23 on Sep 23, 2008 11:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

As someone who has given birth ...

… I can relate to both choices. In fact, both of these choices are related. And the first definitely wins.

Watch out, I bite.

by EddieTheAlbinoSquirrel on Sep 27, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Murder your darlings

Sir Arthur Quiller-Couch

I had always attributed that quote to William Faulkner, but it was Couch who said it first. I always thought it was apropos of Hemingway.

Since Faulkner opted to kill himself the long, slow way with liquor, he would choose the cushy chair. Hemingway’s a harpoon man.

“I was blown up while we were eating cheese.”
A Farewell to Arms

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
- Thomas Jones

by beast in bama on Sep 23, 2008 11:17 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Faulkner says...

Rehab is for quitters.

Perhaps the most recognizable mascot in sports, and certainly the toughest looking, Bevo is a fixture

by run Bevo run on Sep 23, 2008 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are you sure about that?

"I was blown up while we were eating cheese."
A Farewell to Arms

Are you sure that wasn’t John Mackovic?

It's Mean to Ween

by Bombilla on Sep 23, 2008 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You omitted one.

Having your nutsack torn off by an overzealous sooner.

by billb on Sep 23, 2008 12:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

LOL

Awesome… I totally forgot about that one!

It's Mean to Ween

by Bombilla on Sep 23, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Next week's question

Which brand will better solve Bombilla’s needs?

Summer’s Eve
Massengill

--PB--

by Peter Bean on Sep 23, 2008 4:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

You omitted one...

Shiner Bock. ’tis a fine douche, me ladd…

It's Mean to Ween

by Bombilla on Sep 23, 2008 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

What!?

A FanPost by Bombilla without numerous links to outrageous pictures? What is this nonsense? I don’t want to live in such a world.

by BigTexBD on Sep 23, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Pity the Children

I thought that illustrating “Harpoon shot into your groin” and hemorroids would be a bit much for those less-familiar with my propensity for the outrageous!

But let me through this one out there for BONer consumption.

It's Mean to Ween

by Bombilla on Sep 23, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs