Can we start hate week yet?
by TXStampede on Oct 14, 2009 9:40 AM CDT
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Sorry, but if you are reading this for another insightful X's and O's entry then you have come to the wrong place. However, if you have come here to release your inner dahmerjacktherippermrhydemayhemdemonmonger - mismanedangervengeance then this is the place for you.
I appreciate the incredible amount of paralysis of analysis ad nauseum all you BON'rs are throwing around but can we start getting our OU hate on? Don't we remember last year? They stole our championship...just like a bunch of land thieves. You can't convince me otherwise. So don't try.
And, while I'm at it, let's throw a little retribution kindling on the fire. Do ya'll remember the woodshed a** beatings of 2000 and 2003? How did you feel after those games? Feeling the hate-burn yet?
Them over at Crimson and Cream are getting their hate on so we have some catching up to do.
It is time to stow the dry erase board for some karmic mojo and positive reinforcments. All I see from you guys is self loathing, IMHO. Really. It's time to get behind the team. I'm sure you are going to fire back at me but let's get fired up and start some hating. This is the one time of year we can, and should, let loose. No more mamby-pamby friendships and good will. Throw the NCAA sportsmanship crap out the window. This is a damn rival! Let's start acting like it.
OU SUX! THE WHOLE DAMN OU NATION SUX! THEY ALWAYS HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL SO LET'S JUST GO AHEAD AND DEAL WITH IT RIGHT NOW!
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Hate week started somewhere between October 12th, 2008 and December 7th, 2008. I’m leaning toward the earlier end of that window.
by burntorangehorn on Oct 14, 2009 10:00 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
11:18 am in Miami, it's still too damn hot for October
and OU Sucks.
by LonghornLostinLA on Oct 14, 2009 10:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's 10:21 in Chicago and OU STILL SUCKS!
"Football's so important in Texas. On the West Coast, it's a social. On the East Coast, it's a culture. Here, it's a religion."
-- Major Applewhite
by Sunkist on Oct 14, 2009 10:22 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How about the fact that they're terrible sportsmen
I just know those Sooners are going to take a cheap shot on someone during the game.
I mean, wtf is this:
Or this complete bullshit:
Or how about some of this:
What kind of a team are they building over there? If any of this crap happens during the game, I’m going to start throwing batteries at the field.
OU sucks.
by notsofst on Oct 14, 2009 10:23 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
their punter
will be nominated for an emmy. I think their punter won an emmy last year for a similar performance in the UT game
by longhorn_dan on Oct 14, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they even stole their school song?
that’s what i learned this weekend
by abcdmetrius on Oct 14, 2009 10:23 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So what you're saying is that they are thieves with bad taste...
The stole the wasteland that is Oklahoma (who cares) and the most annoying song ever written…
by utcopt on Oct 14, 2009 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great point!
Norman is the place God sat when he made the South.
by Orangetower87 on Oct 14, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good call
A few years back during a rainy-wet weekend in Dallas, a *friend of mine and a girl he was hanging out with were heckling some sooner fans. It quickly escalated and a sooner fan said something to the girl in the neighborhood of of her being on the heavy side. Said girl throws entire beer in hand on sooner fan without hesitation (sooner was wearing a rain poncho). I guess you could say I have a love/hate relationship with sooners.
by UTexasCPA on Oct 14, 2009 10:50 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Was She Over 140? BTW OU still sux
by realmccoy on Oct 14, 2009 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're talking OU.
The over under for them is 240.
by billb on Oct 14, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As I said last year...
OU gives us an opportunity to hate on a diverse array of punk ass marks, trick ass marks, punk bitches, skip skap skanks and skallywags, hoes, hefers, heehaws, and hoolyhoos.
What more can you say about OU that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan. It looks bombed out and depleted.
I hate OU, I don’t even know OU, and I hate their guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to OU, and nobody else but OU.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going home and put some water in OU’s Momma’s dish.
by BoddickerIsClutch on Oct 14, 2009 11:46 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
...and all the other OU family beotches!
AWESOME hate, bro’. Keep bringin’ it!
"We don't freestyle Texas Fight, big boy." - Coach Brown
by TXStampede on Oct 14, 2009 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
By all means
Get your hate on. I’m fully boiling, if a little obsessed with the tactics of how we’re gonna win it.
OU Sucks: Now, Always, and Forever, Amen.
You ain't hurt.
by Peter Bean on Oct 14, 2009 11:47 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Amen brother...Preach it...Glroy Halleluah...
Oh ya…and God blessed Texas
by mccoy12 on Oct 14, 2009 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will Munny
All right, I’m coming out. Any [OU fan] I see out there, I’m gonna shoot him. Any [OU fan] takes a shot at me, I’m not only gonna kill him, but I’m gonna kill his [sister-daughter-wife], all his [“]friends[”], and burn his damn [meth lab] down!
by Magnificent Bastard on Oct 14, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Eat shit & die
yah OU MF’s!
BOOOOOOOOM MF!
by TNHorn on Oct 14, 2009 12:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OU sucks 24/7
ok…where do I start….
Their team is a bunch of thugs; their Qb is a girl; their coach comes from the same state as the much hated The Ohio State University….and he is a cry-baby, and can’t win the big games…..
They sneak across the Red River and promise gold and fame to our impressionable high school boys….and their Beauty Shop watching, hands out for goodies, moms….
Is this enough “Hate” ?
Go ’Horns!!!!
by Texas2008 on Oct 14, 2009 12:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bobby Gamblin
We do not spend a penny in Oklahoma. We don’t eat, we don’t sleep, and we don’t fill up with gas. We do not buy a pack of gum. The only thing I will do on a trip through Oklahoma is stop by the side of the road, go to the passenger side of the car, and take a leak!
by Magnificent Bastard on Oct 14, 2009 12:24 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I have actually done this same exact thing. Stopped at Sack-N-Save to buy beer, cause beer in OK is half the alcohol content that it is in Texas. Consumed maybe an 1/8 of what was purchased (3 carts, over-flowing)…jumped out to take a whiz on their nasty highway City of Norman sign. The steam rising from it was glorious.
by Tony J on Oct 15, 2009 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's 12:33 in Ada, ok
and ou still sucks….
-----@ Live the Dream---- 2009 @------
by LadyLonghorninOK on Oct 14, 2009 12:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a lot of respect for ou
they’ve got a lot of talent on both sides of the ball. they’re well coached so it should be a great game this saturday.
/mack speak
3/19/2009 - Dogus Balbay Made a Three-Pointer. Never Forget.
by burrito on Oct 14, 2009 12:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
on that note
can’t spell c_cks_cker without ou! and I hope to see this face a lot on saturday
3/19/2009 - Dogus Balbay Made a Three-Pointer. Never Forget.
by burrito on Oct 14, 2009 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOW!!
I wasn’t aware there was a start and an end to hating OU, I just figured to hate them year round.
By the way…it’s 1:29pm and OU still sucks, just in case you didn’t already know.
by LonghorninRaiderland on Oct 14, 2009 1:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The sun shines year round
Hold a magnifying glass over an ant and ask him if there’s a difference
by Magnificent Bastard on Oct 14, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the 21st Century...
…and OUsucks still sucks.
by burntorangehorn on Oct 14, 2009 1:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
1:30 in Beaumont....
……and OU still sucks!!! By the way, what is the over / under this weekend for balling OU bastard children, OU fans sporting wife beaters and total number of full sets of teeth in the OU section?
by OU Always Sucks on Oct 14, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
¡Oklahoma, no bueno! ¡Oklahoma es muy mal!
1:45 in San Antonio and Si’… OU chupa muncho!
Severed legs are the ultimate stocking stuffers- M.Headburg
by Ese-De-SA on Oct 14, 2009 1:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's 5:38pm in Detroit...
…and OU still sucks!
by utexas87 on Oct 14, 2009 4:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OU Sucks
Kindle and Co. are going to violate Bradford more on Saturday than Switzer did with NCAA rules.
It’s 4:41……….and blowU still sucks.
by Natedogg14 on Oct 14, 2009 4:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sooner Jokes
Heard a fellow Horn get on this rivals radio this morning and ask Bill King the following:
Do you know how to castrate a Sooner?………Kick his sister in the chin.
Couldn’t believe he got that on the air and I damn near got in an car accident while laughing. Any other sooner jokes would be greatly appreciated, especially on this thread for this week so please share them with the rest of us.
Hook ’Em.
by Natedogg14 on Oct 14, 2009 4:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
At the end of the night . . .
. . . the Sooner turns to his girlfriend and asks “Why is it that every time I go out with you, I end up spending one hundred dollars?” and she says “Because I’m a prostitute”
I just had a vision of the universe from the beginning to the end of time and guess what???
OU STILL SUCKS!
by Texastough on Oct 14, 2009 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why doesn't Texas float into the Gulf of Mexico?
Because Oklahoma sucks!
by Texasrocks on Oct 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do ou graduates...
hang their diplomas in their windshields?
So they can park in handicapped spaces.
Suck it sooners.
by leonphelps on Oct 15, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm all set
I just made the picture of the crying sooner kid my desktop background for the rest of the week.
Hurry up Saturday !
by jimjar on Oct 14, 2009 5:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The cigs...
…hanging out the back pocket of the Jordache jeans is still the best part of this picture!
It’s 9:50PM CST and OU still sucks!!!
by OU Always Sucks on Oct 14, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Might as well make it a Trifecta
Fox, ABC, or FSN, we dont descriminate here.
by BoddickerIsClutch on Oct 14, 2009 6:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Sooners
I really am not bothered by the fact that OU tends to field a top-notch football team as far as talent is concerned. On occasion they have been known to even out-coach the Texas squad. But what really bothers me is the OU attitude, which is indicative of everything that they truly are in an existential sense.
For every alpha there is a beta, for every presence, a void. The entire idea of OU football is predicated around living in the shadow of Texas football, very similar to the Texas A&M ideology, only more successful. Whether it’s the upside down horns handsign, the assembling of a team of majority Texas recruits, or the constant, deep need to know that you are better…it all smacks of “#2” identity.
After all, these people have very little else to place their hopes upon. What else can they hope for? OK City Thunder to post a winning record? This is why the OU fanbase is so overly invested in the image of their team, and their tactics consequently reek of desperation. Running up the score, cheating, spying and receiving the most NCAA violations in a sport known for its shadier aspects.
I’ve never been inside the state of Oklahoma, and i’ve made a vow never to go. Fortunately, I’ll never have a reason. HOOK EM.
by brownf on Oct 14, 2009 6:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
When I was a high school kid and going between my mother’s place in Wichita, KS, and my dad’s place in Friendswood, TX, I always drove through Oklahoma.
Rest assured, though, that I always left Wichita with a full tank of gas so I didn’t have to stop, open the door, roll down the window, or even so much as turn off the recirc air until I reached Denton.
by burntorangehorn on Oct 16, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What does an Oklahoma graduate and a tornado have in common
They both end up in a trailer park
by Javi on Oct 14, 2009 7:04 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I have a fever
And the only prescription is more shots of an irate Bob Stoops after another bad play by his team.
by TexasGarcia37 on Oct 14, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's 1:58 PM Thursday in Auckland NZ
and OU still sucks. I saw a fellow ’horn with a Texas baseball team hat in the Christchurch Airport last week, and he said to tell you guys OU sucks as well.
I will be in LAX for the RRS, and even confirmed with the bartender on my way through there that he would tune into the game.
Hook ’em!
by horndude on Oct 14, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's 9:05 EST in Rocky Mount, North Carolina
and although it’s raining with 40 degree weather in October, OU still sux (as they did yesterday)
by DONSLIQ on Oct 14, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OU is good at 1 thing
They’ve perfected the art of sucking
by longhorn_dan on Oct 14, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kris Kristofferson
Well I woke up Sunday Morning,
With no way to hold my head that didn’t hurt.
The Sooners lost to Texas yesterday,
Cause of 4th downs we couldn’t convert.
I fumbled my coffee cup onto the floor,
And stained my favorite OU shirt.
I guess I’ve got hands, like Heisman Sam,
When Kindle’s round the bend and on his way.
I smoked my brain the night the night before,
On methamphetamine that I’ve been cookin’.
I had to find some way to dull the pain,
From yet another Texas Whoopin’.
I’d better save my stash,
Cause we look an awful lot like 5 and 7.
But I’ll wait for Monday’s presser,
and hear what almighty Stoops has got to say.
On your player’s execution:
“I’m all for it, that’s all I’ll say”
Aren’t losses on the coaches:
“No, we called the same damn plays”
How’ll you ever handle Muschamp,
If you can’t even handle Brown:
“I shit Big 12 trophys daily”
OU FOOTBALL’S COMING DOWN!
by Magnificent Bastard on Oct 14, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
will the MS Paint-off be returning this year?
That provided an endless amount of entertainment last year
by ibleedburntorange49-9 on Oct 14, 2009 11:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Albert Einstein
I see no point in stating the “time”, but OU sucks hard enough to bend light.
by Magnificent Bastard on Oct 15, 2009 8:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SHit hate week? im fighting SOONER fans all yr long. try livin here in OK and being a Die Hard Longhorn FAN. it great they hate me right now cause im rubbin shit in there faces!!!! (bevo shit)
by 2dambadimfroOK on Oct 15, 2009 10:28 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It is 12:35 in our nation's capitol
And oh you sucks!
by Orangetower87 on Oct 15, 2009 11:36 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OU SUCKS
I have a fever and the only prescription is TEXAS whuppin OU’s sorry land thieving, championship game stealin ASS !!!! Make’em cry boy’s!!!
HOOKEM!!!!!!
by Texas4ever on Oct 15, 2009 12:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's 8pm in Denver...
and ou still sucks.
How do you get an ou grad off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
by leonphelps on Oct 15, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why does OU Suck?
Why do birds fly upside down over oklahoma?
Because there is not anything worth shi%&ng on in Oklahoma.
It’s 10:10 AM on friday and OU suxs
by Horns by the sea on Oct 16, 2009 10:11 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice, very nice!! HAHAHAHA
" Answers -- Become Resources."
Without Questions; There are limited Resources...
by KWashburn on Oct 16, 2009 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why doesn't Bob Stoops have his own "Real Men of Genius?"
Real Men of Genius
Here’s to you Douchebag coach who lies about injuries….
by TexasGarcia37 on Oct 16, 2009 10:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's 10:48 in West Campus...
AND OU STILL SUCKS!
by The Mack Attack on Oct 16, 2009 10:49 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
One foggy night, a Texas fan and an Oklahoma fan were driving the opposite directions on a road near Austin. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Oklahoma fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, “Man, I’m lucky to be alive!”
Likewise, the Longhorn fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Oklahoma fan walks over to the Longhorn fan and says, “Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals.”
The Longhorn fan thinks for a moment and says, “You know, you’re absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I’m going to see if something else survived the wreck.”
The Longhorn fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel’s. He says to the Sooner fan, “I think this is another sign – we should toast to our newfound friendship.” The Sooner fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Sooner fan hands it back to the Longhorn fan and says, “Your turn!”
The Longhorn fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, “Nah, I think I’ll just wait for the cops to show up.”
by boehn46 on Oct 16, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's 9:44 in Dallas
And there’s WAY too many OU fans around. Don’t they know that OU sucks?
by jc25 on Oct 16, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's 10:37 here just north of the border in Canada eh!
And OU Still Sucks!
10.5 hours to game time! Man, I’m not gonna be able to sleep tonite…
by LonghornForLife on Oct 17, 2009 12:37 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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