Oh Rick Reilly, you homespun rapscallion and master of dental analogies. You heard about this mysterious "Colt McCoy" figure down in Austin, Texas and just had to take a flight down to Texas to be the first to get the scoop on this character. Plus, as you no doubt know, they have great golf courses down there. So you make the trip, talk to McCoy for 5-10 minutes, ask him the same questions everyone else asked 1-3 years ago, but put a super-duper cutesy spin on it, and PRESTO. Time to hit the links. Job well done, chap.
Seriously though, on the whole the article is well-written; Reilly's never had that problem, though he uses his talent as a crutch, it seems. Anyway, there is one interesting part of this article when it becomes apparent that Colt flat out doesn't like Tim Tebow or all the attention he gets. SCANDAL!