It's Christmas er,...I mean GAME DAY

by Ese-De-SA on Oct 17, 2009 1:06 AM CDT

God bless us everyone!

Except for those land thieving, cheating, no class having or class attending, hermaphroditic troglodytes.

They are shameless, aimless and toothless.

Their chromosomal make-up is .... incomplete.

They fear progressiveness and fail to embrace new technological advances like... soap.

They inhale greatly.

They aspirate profoundly.

They create exponential negative inspiratory forces.

They are vacuous by not only their intellect but because they just plainly suck!

ou SUUUUUUCKS!!!!!!

HOOK EM'

Shout out from SA

TEEEEXAAAAAASSS!!!!!

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FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by seth78 on Oct 17, 2009 2:30 AM CDT reply actions

WE READY

by GGoffense on Oct 17, 2009 8:14 AM CDT reply actions

Shamelss says it all

Stoops starts Broyles, the first tap from Earl Thomas and this kid is out of the game. It’s 8:20 central time and OU still sucks!

by Longhorn in MO on Oct 17, 2009 8:20 AM CDT reply actions

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one

I’d like Bob Stoops, ou(sucks) coach, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Choke Lane with all the other land thieves and I want him brought right here, with a big burnt orange ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where’s the Tylenol?

3/19/2009 - Dogus Balbay Made a Three-Pointer. Never Forget.

by burrito on Oct 17, 2009 8:22 AM CDT reply actions