that's what i really want to know

where the hey the depth chart is

don't these people know that i'm a longhorns junkie and need my fix

give me a depth chart

tell me about practice, who's dinged up, who's not

who fell on their face

what tight end did we lose this week

will number 71, the guy with the next roll thingy please block someone

i'm going crazy over here

this is how i feel when bcs rankings take forever

when i can't read stewart mandels mailbag

i'm comic book fan boy and my captain marvel hasn't come in this week

i'm that guy right now

and i'm already backing out of halloween plans just to watch the game

can't a man just get a depth chart

and/or a table dance?