The Aggies are doing just enough this year to give us a good upset.
by a bunch of orange terds on Nov 11, 2009 9:25 AM CST
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PrintYou all need to stop thinking about "throwback" jerseys, national championships, and the Baylor Bears, and start thinking about how in the world we plan on beating A&M, considering they've kicked our ass the last 2 out of the 3 years we've played em.
If you all think that this year is a forgone conclusion at Kyle field , then you all are a nation of burnt retards. Kyle field is no joke this year and neither are the aggies.
For those of you who have never been to kyle field, let me give you a little scenario. Imagine the Darrell K. Royal stadium during a National Championship game were the Longhorns have just kicked a field goal to take a 24- 21 lead over their oppenent in the fourth quarter. Take that energy and multiply that by one thousand, and that maybe comes close to the energy you would experience by simply eating a sausage from the hot dog vendor at Kyle field.
Get Bevo a colostomy bag this year before he goes to College Station!
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awww, how cute.
3/19/2009 - Dogus Balbay Made a Three-Pointer. Never Forget.
rolleft?
Swing and a miss!
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Nov 11, 2009 9:30 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
20 seconds of my life I'm never going to get back.....
" Answers -- Become Resources."
Without Questions; There are limited Resources...
You Lost to Aggies
You have lost to us at home, where you were supposed to hang 100 points on us remember? So, you should be worrying about the fat little girlfriends of your players instead of commenting on this serious post.
Ya know...
Bill Byrne is thinking about installing Astro Turf at Kyle Field to keep the Aggie “cheerleaders” from grazing during halftime. Just something to think about.
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
by kriess on Nov 11, 2009 3:53 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Why is he using a Leach reference to describe Texas players?
Every time I’m exposed to this level of stupidity I die a little inside.
If you're so sure of what it ain't, how about telling us what it am!
Our you talking about...
the same team that just lost…no, got embarrassed by Colorado??
How does it feel to still be paying Franchione by the way?? Especially knowing he made more money last year than Sherman did and Fran wasn’t even on the sidelines.
Wrong
Kyle field is no joke this year and neither are the aggies.
The aggies are one of Texas’ most enduring jokes. While A&Ms 5-4 current season record isn’t laugh out loud funny, it is chuckle-worthy.
I heard
they’re tied with OU. : )
by The Mack Attack on Nov 12, 2009 2:05 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Kyle Field
We’ll leave the light on for you. Or not…
by Magnificent Bastard on Nov 11, 2009 10:10 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
That is freaking hysterical.
What a joke of an institution. Although, I gotta say, I just finished reading the cover story in Texas Monthly about the Bonfire, and while nearly every single one of the 8,000 former-student quotes was just laden with ridiculous “we-all-drank-the-Kool-aid-so-we-have-to-stick-together” one-liners about history and tradition, there were two comments that were truly moving: First was a short bit about an aggie student who arrived at the funeral of one of those killed on the Bonfire and donated his senior boots to the family, telling them that no aggie should be buried without his boots. The giver was, and remains, anonymous.
The second was a somewhat longer bit about the moving tribute by the Showband of the Southwest, which played Amazing Grace while hoisting an A&M flag, and then played Taps and removed their Stetsons.
Other than those, though, the story was mostly what you’d expect: a bunch of tripe about what the tradition meant, how it was about more than football, yada yada yada. What a bunch of assclowns.
Really? Does my signature suck?
You know, I wish there was an "Edit" button on here...
…because I just re-read what I wrote, and it sounds a little harsher than I meant it to. My wife is an Aggie (the only capital-letter Aggie I know), and she, too, is still chock-full of the Kool-aid, some 28 years after graduation. She would not be happy with what I just wrote.
So, allow me to re-phrase: I consider aggieland to be a cult. You don’t arrive there after high-school, and then slowly become a part of the culture over your time there. Rather, you show up early for camp and are indoctrinated by a bunch of military-wanna-be goobers into the goofball redneck—
Sorry, there I go again. Suffice to say, I don’t think all that highly of aggieland, except for the very small part of it that I’m related to.
Really? Does my signature suck?
i dont think it is a cult
i think there are a lot of positives about aggieland. i grew up in austin and got my ba from UT, bleed burnt orange and live for Texas football. i also married an Aggie and spent two years in college station for grad school. i was there when the school and community started taking in evacuees from Hurricanes Katrina and Rita in 2005, and the student body went above and beyond helping those folks. it was really touching – the food drives, the donations, the welcoming attitude – and to me it seemed to spring from the idea of aggieland, which included looking out for others and helping people in need, in the way a good neighbor helps out.
now for their treatment of all things Longhorn – definitely cultish and just plain stupid. among the things i saw or was told: whataburger could not use its normal orange roofs but had to paint them maroon; undergrads hissed in class when i showed them a statistical formula that included a value “tu”; local radio station saying VY was overrated the day after the USC game; oped in student newspaper saying “cart” mccoy was basically a pussy compared to stephen mcgee who would have “jumped up and ran back to the huddle” if he had taken a (very cheap) hit like the one colt took at the end of the A&M game in 2006. absolutely fucking absurd and cultish.
by Orangetower87 on Nov 12, 2009 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
I agree
I got my degree from UT, but I have my Fireman Certification from the best damn Fire School in America at Texas A&M. I spent the whole time on campus and actually enjoyed it, until they found out that I was a Longhorn. At that point, all hell broke loose from my instructor and “Hazing” became quite a bit more frequent and intense. It did build character, and it was the best PT a guy could get, and everything that a guy in the Corps would shake in their boots at. Their hatred for everything UT is a joke and absurd in my opinion. They take their “little brother syndrome” way too seriously, and now I’ve just resorted to laugh it off. Its erally not something to get worked up at, and they really hate us brushing them off.
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
Just Curious...
How can you really take a poster by the name of “A bunch of orange turds” seriously?
I can’t wait for Jerrod Johnson to re-meet Kindle, The Achos, Houston…Aw hell the whole damn D…
Gonna be a fun one!
Hook em!
You all need to stop thinking about “throwback” jerseys, national championships, and the Baylor Bears.
If I think about that stuff will UT lose? I didn’t realize my thoughts were magical and would change the play of people who don’t know me and are 700 miles away.
This statement is stupid and similar statements (fans need to focus) are way too common. I strongly doubt the players are thinking about their attire and hope that they are thinking about Baylor. The only time fans “need” to focus is if they are talking to/influencing players or in the stands at a game.
By the way, if your poop is any sort of orange you should either stop eating so many carrots or see a physician.
worth a mention...
Read this and just remember the whole time it is K-State that the Aggies were playing…
http://www.aggieathletics.com/sports/m-footbl/recaps/101709aaa.html
Texas Defense
the Championship calibur defense that is giving up 7-10 points per game and have played consistantly well all season and have been great on the road, especially in road Big12 games can hold the opposing offense down and let the Offense score plenty of points to win or score point on their own to kill any offensive momentum from the opposing team. 9 defensive and special teams TD’s tops in college football after 9 games compared to 6 all of last year if I recall correctly.
by Ryan2907 on Nov 11, 2009 11:31 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Oh I get it
It’s funny because it’s a guy who says he’s a Texas fan, but speaks like an A&M fan who wants Texas to lose. Kind of like an A&M fan going into an Aggie fanboard and posting under the name “TowelTwirlingisForSissies” and talking about how Texas is going to go into College Station and Destroy A&M. Great post terd.
"Stats are for losers, I like winning games."
Note to 'Horns:
Please forget about Baylor, the next opponent. Also, don’t even bother preparing for KU. Instead, concentrate your efforts on beating atm, because looking ahead never hurt anybody.
Signed,
majorvssimms
by burntorangehorn on Nov 11, 2009 12:34 PM CST reply actions
i like the part where he talks about the energy at kyle field
when theyre going through one of the worst attendance deficits in recent history.
Don't blame aggie
Granted, I’m not the doctor out of the two of us, but my amateur diagnosis is that they have Attendance Deficit Disorder.
by burntorangehorn on Nov 11, 2009 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
Am I the only one that loved this post?
Hilarious. Recced!
by BoddickerIsClutch on Nov 11, 2009 12:58 PM CST reply actions
I'm with you
Plus, I saw the username and automatically read the post with Shelley’s (Stan’s sister in South Park) voice in my mind.
Gold.
One of the best posts this year!
By the way BOT where will you be in January? sitting by the phone and still waiting for the loser bowl to call? go check your phone make sure you don’t miss the call. I heard a ring! quick run.. check
by my math,
they still aren’t eligible for the loser bowl.
"It's comin' home to Texas. It's comin' home all the way back to Awwwstin, Texas, baby!" -VY
by 2100 San Jac on Nov 11, 2009 6:43 PM CST up reply actions
I completely Agree
There is some truth to terds’ post that y’all are missing. This is what I have been trying to drill through your thick heads for the last two weeks.
Don't eat the sausage
Those black specs aren’t seasoning, they’re bat droppings. Guanodogs, no thanks.
And, given that there are only two working bathrooms in the Kyle Field, I would hesitate to experiment outside your home base.
I don’t blame your knowledge of bathrooms in Kyle Field, infact I am glad that you know so much about them because you may have to spend a lot of time crapping when the Aggies start piling up points against tu on the thanksgiving day.
can you name a team
who has “piled up points” against Texas? Go ahead…I’ll wait.
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
Huh?
you may have to spend a lot of time crapping when the Aggies start piling up points
This makes no sense. So because I’ve observed the lack of indoor plumbing at Pile, that means I spend time defacating on the rare occasion when A&M’s offense scores a bunch a points against Texas.
And, why would seeing my team lose affect the frequency of my bowel movements? Would not I do it in my pants. Or, be induced to vomit.
Worst comeback ever. Very unfunny. You should have gone with a poopflinger reference.
Speaking of bathrooms...
wasn’t that YUMC I heard tap, tap, tapping in the bathroom stall, it translated to, " I want the same sugar that Larry got",
Points...?
By piling up points you mean only giving up 126 points so far this season as the aggies have given up 340 points? And on 7 different occasions have given up 30 points, and 2 of those being 60+ points to their opponents. I’ll be curious to see how full Kyle Field is towards the end of the game as Garrett Gilbert and the entire second team wraps up a perfect regular season for the Horns.
While most are dreaming of success, winners wake up and work hard to achieve it.
Must be frustrating...
…to look around and notice that Texas fans aren’t thinking about the A&M game despite the fact that Aggieland can’t think about anything else. How long are you guys going to define yourselves by hating a school that doesn’t pay attention to you?
That sums everything up...........
and until aggieland understands that………they’ll just continually stub their own toes.
Turd,
We will be focused on Baylor because they are the last respectable Big XII South team on our schedule… You will see that as well, when they roll you up again like they did last year. Aren’t there bull prostates you should be “using your degree” on?
"It's comin' home to Texas. It's comin' home all the way back to Awwwstin, Texas, baby!" -VY
Bad math?
Imagine the Darrell K. Royal stadium during a National Championship game were the Longhorns have just kicked a field goal to take a 24- 21 lead over their oppenent in the fourth quarter.
DKR during the Championship game would actually be pretty quiet since the team and fans would all be in Pasadena. (DKR is not one of the BCS bowl sites.) So the only folks at DKR that night would probably be the pair of Aggies trying to “saw Varsity’s horns off” again. Are Aggies implying that they are JV? With their struggles against Tech and Baylor, perhaps the Freshman A team?
Take that energy and multiply that by one thousand, and that maybe comes close to the energy you would experience by simply eating a sausage from the hot dog vendor at Kyle field.
Zero times 1,000 is still zero, but I’ll just take your word for the energy experienced when putting your vendor’s sausage in your mouth. Texas fans aren’t going to look past Baylor and Kansas…those are the games that can make Colt the winningest QB in NCAA history.
by Lincoln on Nov 11, 2009 7:14 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
awww..
this is so cute!! the aggies still have some fire. good for you!! :)
Aggie
Thy name is troll. Give me a break… or better yet wel’ll give you a break, when we have our third stringers in by the middle of the 3rd Quarter to keep Mack from “embarrassing” Mike too much. The guy you nicknamed “Cart” is gonna cart your agro butts right outta the game by the end of the 1st quarter. Go drink some more animal tranquilizer and save some for Thankgiving night, you’ll need it.. Oh and learn to spell… on this board we know how to do that.
Play like you mean it...
Sorry for giving credence and being an enabler... but...
I live around too many Aggies with big mouths. I just had to get that off my chest.
To be fair I live around some really classy ones too. They would never post foolish tripe like this on a Texas board.
Play like you mean it...
fail
or better yet wel’ll give you a break
“we’ll” is the way it should read
tranquilizer and save some for Thankgiving night,
I belive it is “Thanksgiving”
There's something spiritual about baseball — like Mother Nature," Garrido said. "You don't mess with it. And I think before a player can really believe in it, he has to experience it."
by dmurphnextrusygreer on Nov 12, 2009 9:33 AM CST up reply actions
to clear up for tu fans
the prior post was in reply to this quote by hornsfan87
Oh and learn to spell… on this board we know how to do that.
There's something spiritual about baseball — like Mother Nature," Garrido said. "You don't mess with it. And I think before a player can really believe in it, he has to experience it."
by dmurphnextrusygreer on Nov 12, 2009 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
You were doing so well until you used "tu".
proud to swim home
by learned hand on Nov 12, 2009 9:39 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
THAT'S crude?
I figured the jokes just wrote themselves, but if crude’s worth mentioning, then it begins and ends with a synonym of brown eyes.
by burntorangehorn on Nov 13, 2009 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
I say
We start calling them Texas M&A and see how they like it. Or we can just keep ignoring them as irrelevant.until we have to play them.
Play like you mean it...
damn it
but i never was the one that said i could spell
There's something spiritual about baseball — like Mother Nature," Garrido said. "You don't mess with it. And I think before a player can really believe in it, he has to experience it."
by dmurphnextrusygreer on Nov 12, 2009 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
Point taken...
At least I can chalk mine up to it being late at night and being bleary eyed from long day at work and then church. I actually DO know how to spell those words… the poster who started all of this, I’m not so sure.
Play like you mean it...
Thanks Eskimohorn
He made a great point, if you’re going to be critical of some else’s spelling, yours should be impeccable, you know? I really was bleary eyed that night, trying to get over an infection, antibiotics and all that… no fun. And yes I actually DO know how to spell the words “we’ll” and “Thanksgiving”. :-)
Play like you mean it...
i will agree
the author of this post probably does not but as well its probably YUMC alter ego or they are brothers that troll together.
and everybody knows YUMC has no logic or anything to back up any of his rants of stupidity
and if any misspellings get over it
A&M-24
tu-17
There's something spiritual about baseball — like Mother Nature," Garrido said. "You don't mess with it. And I think before a player can really believe in it, he has to experience it."
by dmurphnextrusygreer on Nov 12, 2009 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
it's not that hard to spell..U...T...nice try though..nt
by vy til i die on Nov 12, 2009 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
well
seeing that A&M does not play the University of Tennessee that would not make sense
There's something spiritual about baseball — like Mother Nature," Garrido said. "You don't mess with it. And I think before a player can really believe in it, he has to experience it."
by dmurphnextrusygreer on Nov 12, 2009 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
That was Freaking Hilarious!!!
By the way, my apologies for not wishing you a Happy 11th Birthday yesterday.
"Stats are for losers, I like winning games."
by SuperBentley on Nov 12, 2009 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
fail the make-up
the author of this post probably does not but as well its probably YUMC alter ego
Hhhhmmm. Not really certain what that means.
and if any misspellings get over it
Do we have to get over your deplorable use of English grammar as well? What if said poor grammar renders your post meaningless and demonstrates a desiccation of intelligence?
Sorry, let me translate into Aggie:
“Ah cain’t un’erstan’ what the hell you’s tryin’ to say, dumbass.”
Where are you from?
Around here, it’s called Thankgiving – because we don’t thank everyone, like yankees.
If that were the case...
you’d only thank one single person. It’s still plural unless you really don’t feel that thankful. Oh, and if you use firefox, it checks your spelling. If you’re using firefox and you continue to misspell things, you’re just plain lazy.
TEXAS FIGHT
you could cover all your bases
and thank God for Texas Football, and all that other stuff.
by The Mack Attack on Nov 14, 2009 2:27 AM CST up reply actions
speaking of spelling,
i think you mean rusty greer in your name… unless rusy greer is someone that I dont know.
"It's comin' home to Texas. It's comin' home all the way back to Awwwstin, Texas, baby!" -VY
by 2100 San Jac on Nov 15, 2009 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
speaking of spelling...
I think your name is supposed to be about Ranger great Rusty Greer; that is, unless it is about a person that I don’t know named “Rusy” Greer
"It's comin' home to Texas. It's comin' home all the way back to Awwwstin, Texas, baby!" -VY
by 2100 San Jac on Nov 15, 2009 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
it took me a couple of times to get this right, apparently.
"It's comin' home to Texas. It's comin' home all the way back to Awwwstin, Texas, baby!" -VY
by 2100 San Jac on Nov 15, 2009 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
I Like IT
no more wrecking crew.After Shipley & co. get through with them they will be the Burnt MaroonTurds.
by TCB Orange Dino on Nov 15, 2009 8:26 PM CST reply actions
How to Make an Aggie Mad
1. Tell them that they havent won a National Title since 1939. They will say winning a National Title doesnt mean anything.
2. Tell them that UT has a 60% against A&M all time; they will tell you that beating TU is not what their football program is about.
3. Tell them that the Wrecking Crew is useless Aggie lore and nobody cares about a defense that dominated weak SWC opponents during the its reign.
4. Ask them why they call every other season a rebuilding year, when no winning tradition ever existed in Aggieland. Think you have to build before you can rebuild.
5. Ask them what it the crowning achievement in Texas A&M Aggie football, and let them come to grips with the fact that they have nothing to be proud about.
6. Tell them that TU, Saw Em Off, Bevo for Dinner, T-Sips, and other UT jokes are dumb and only funny to Aggie fans. Then remind them that the only joke is the Aggie football product that is produced year after year.
7. Tell them that finishing 5th or 6th in the Big 12 is not progress, its a sign your a overrated football program that claims to be on the same level as UT, but has the accomplishments of Baylor.
HOOK EM HORNS!
Thoughts anyone?
by CS Longhorn on Nov 16, 2009 11:09 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
I'll give a rec'd to that....
Even though that was the most frustrating loss of my life…..
" Answers -- Become Resources."
Without Questions; There are limited Resources...
I still don't get why "T-sips" and "sips" are supposed to be negative
Apparently it’s a joke about refined culture, so unless being more highly evolved is a bad thing, I’m not sure I get the issue.
by burntorangehorn on Nov 17, 2009 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
Nobody said they were intelligent folk.....
" Answers -- Become Resources."
Without Questions; There are limited Resources...
A TT will lecture on intelligence?
So, a tt is trying to argue on intelligence? Go check the Texas Tech message boards and they have a serious discussion going on about “5 reasons Tech will lose to OU” for a good laugh. LOL. I will help you TT: OU 80 Tech 17 (oops you don’t have a QB, ok, 7).
It really isn’t that funny. I may not be intelligent enough to be having a conversation with you, but I’ll try to explain. The “5 Reason Tech will lose to _” is an analyzing tool to identify the key weaknesses in the team that could potentially lead to a loss. Tomorrow, there will be a “5 Reason Tech will win” piece to discuss strengths. Seth writes it up every week, no matter if we play OU, UT, or North Dakota. It isn’t the most complex concept in the world, really. Just try to wrap your huge brain around it and it’ll make sense.
by pcrawttu on Nov 18, 2009 4:32 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
and finally we have the dichotomy that is bipolar aggie. nt.
"We don't freestyle Texas Fight, big boy." - Coach Brown
Do you realize...
that you are just a little girl?
Ignorance is bliss isn't sweetheart?
Obviously you cannot understand normal thinking….
" Answers -- Become Resources."
Without Questions; There are limited Resources...
Realistically thinking
You do realize that objectively thinking, if you lose to Baylor and we defeat tu, we go to a better bowl game than you?
lol..
Realistically thinking
we defeat tu
Why not take your own advice?
by vy til i die on Nov 22, 2009 12:37 PM CST up reply actions
Assuming the entire eastern half of the United States falls into the Atlantic, TCU would play UT for the national Title.
proud to swim home
by learned hand on Nov 22, 2009 12:38 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Cannot Understand Normal Thinking
Please read into that as much as you possibly can……
" Answers -- Become Resources."
Without Questions; There are limited Resources...
oh God
this guy.
"It's comin' home to Texas. It's comin' home all the way back to Awwwstin, Texas, baby!" -VY
by 2100 San Jac on Nov 23, 2009 2:23 AM CST up reply actions
TU
The University… Why is everyone so sensitive to recognition as The University.
Congrats, Aggies!
You are now the 6th best FBS football in Texas! It must be hard, sitting way down there in the bottom half of the 10 Texas teams, looking up at UT, TCU, Texas Tech, Houston (yes, they can beat Oklahoma State, unlike you) and SMU (same overall record, true, but they do better in their conference. Also, June Jones shows some creativity, unlike Sherman).
But take solace in the fact that you beat a Griffin-less Baylor, so you retain spot #6. For now…
Every time I feel down and depressed, I think of seven simple words by a true wise man, Matt Leinart: "I still think we're the better team" and I usually end up hurting myself by laughing so hard.
hilarious.
"It's comin' home to Texas. It's comin' home all the way back to Awwwstin, Texas, baby!" -VY
by 2100 San Jac on Nov 23, 2009 2:26 AM CST up reply actions
I always love this time of year
It’s fun to point and laugh at the aggies dillusion
/point
/laugh
Well, despite all your losses this season and bad performances
I’m sure beergut would have y’all ranked number one on his Big 12 Rank…..
What do they put in the water in College Station?
" Answers -- Become Resources."
Without Questions; There are limited Resources...
Now thats hilarious!!
No, no, no, not the post … but the fact that some experimental military monkey was finally able to train a maroon moron how to use a computer!!!! Looks like he still needs work on using the English language though. Boy does that monkey have patience or what? I guess if a simian can pilot a space craft into orbit there is still hope for aggies all over the world.
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