Second Half Open Thread
by Peter Bean on Nov 14, 2009 12:53 PM CST
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All chaps, baby. All chaps
The team is looking Pasadena bound today. Only way they don’t go is if they get in their way.
I hope MB poors it on 2nd half. Briles is a worthy candidate.
"We don't freestyle Texas Fight, big boy." - Coach Brown
...and that's the kind of screaming lady me likes!
"We don't freestyle Texas Fight, big boy." - Coach Brown
I prefered the Oh Shit bear
"If you kick like that, you can wear a tutu for all I care."
by SunriseStudly on Nov 14, 2009 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
lol….you’re well damn straight! I heard most women have a little bi by nature…Oh well, what do I know?
That’s just a guy’s fantasy. Boys are so easily amused.
by dimecoverage on Nov 14, 2009 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
I have around 50 female friends with whom I hang out at least twice a month
and of those, I know for a fact that at least 90% of them are bi or bi-curious. Granted, this isn’t a typical sample.
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
It's never enough, trust me.
Heh. But I get your point.
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
That escalated quickly.
proud to swim home
by learned hand on Nov 14, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
No, they're worse than Baylor
Agros.
The swine flu takes a Will Muschamp shot every September.
by pleaseplaykindle on Nov 14, 2009 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
have we blown a screen up? i feel like we’re getting gashed for 8 yards every screen.
by Displaced Longhorn on Nov 14, 2009 12:55 PM CST reply actions
only on the opening "feel them out" drive. Nothing since.
"We don't freestyle Texas Fight, big boy." - Coach Brown
that stupid viking person for hampton inn
is the most punchable person in the commercials today. except for that stupid freecreditreport.com toolbox
I'd vote for whoever beatboxes in the jack links commercials
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
When you wake up at Hampton Inn
ya wake up a winner.
"Can you count suckas?!"
by LonghornLostInMiami on Nov 14, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
They don't actually sing the song
They’re just actors. Shocking I know.
The swine flu takes a Will Muschamp shot every September.
by pleaseplaykindle on Nov 14, 2009 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
BTW, Craig is particularly emotional today on the broadcast.
"We don't freestyle Texas Fight, big boy." - Coach Brown
Balance
I wanna hear the espn tools try to say Alabama or the tebows are more balanced than us. Try it houltz you old slobbering bastard!!
by dukeoforange on Nov 14, 2009 1:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions
is jowlous at word?
if so, i’d like to add it to the holtz description.
how can we let them win the penalty battle? lol
OU SUCKS!!!!!!
by TexasFight83 on Nov 14, 2009 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
Now 2nd down for Baylor from their 21 yd line. FSN = fail.
"We don't freestyle Texas Fight, big boy." - Coach Brown
Just caught up on my DVR
But wow this is the WORST commentary/presentation I’ve ever seen.
The color guy knows NOTHING about Texas or Baylor and is often wrong.
Also I’ve missed at least one TD by Texas because the production crew was dicking around with Georgia State / Duke. Are you kidding me?
The swine flu takes a Will Muschamp shot every September.
by pleaseplaykindle on Nov 14, 2009 1:12 PM CST reply actions
Stat question.
Can we add negative Baylor yards to our offensive yards?
The swine flu takes a Will Muschamp shot every September.
by pleaseplaykindle on Nov 14, 2009 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
Yes
"If you kick like that, you can wear a tutu for all I care."
by SunriseStudly on Nov 14, 2009 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
Ha Ha Ha. BU fans are gone except the Line. Will FSN switch to the Stephen F Austin game?
"We don't freestyle Texas Fight, big boy." - Coach Brown
Big 12 North = ClusterF.
Choosing a north conf. champ is going to be like choosing the 08 south conf champ.
The swine flu takes a Will Muschamp shot every September.
by pleaseplaykindle on Nov 14, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
But Oppisite?
"I don't ever miss free throws. I'm like 100-percent from the free throw line. I just don't think about missing and if you think about missing you're going to miss. I just take my time and know I'm going to make it and I do," McClellan said.
opposite
I can spell
"I don't ever miss free throws. I'm like 100-percent from the free throw line. I just don't think about missing and if you think about missing you're going to miss. I just take my time and know I'm going to make it and I do," McClellan said.
Except opposite.
Instead of 3 good teams you have 6 bad ones.
Coach Boom just takes the will out of the opposition.
"We don't freestyle Texas Fight, big boy." - Coach Brown
Johnson 5 or 6 yards from 100
"I don't ever miss free throws. I'm like 100-percent from the free throw line. I just don't think about missing and if you think about missing you're going to miss. I just take my time and know I'm going to make it and I do," McClellan said.
okay, at what point
does GG go in today?
by Infield Elephant on Nov 14, 2009 1:18 PM CST reply actions
When the game is out of reach.
The swine flu takes a Will Muschamp shot every September.
by pleaseplaykindle on Nov 14, 2009 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
You mean in August?
proud to swim home
by learned hand on Nov 14, 2009 1:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
+1
"If you kick like that, you can wear a tutu for all I care."
by SunriseStudly on Nov 14, 2009 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
nice.
The swine flu takes a Will Muschamp shot every September.
by pleaseplaykindle on Nov 14, 2009 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
How many horizontal passing yards do we have?
Like if you actually measured how far the ball travels when McCoy lets it go, I guarantee its like 2 or 3 times his total statistical passing yards.
The swine flu takes a Will Muschamp shot every September.
by pleaseplaykindle on Nov 14, 2009 1:18 PM CST reply actions
Gotta pull in that pass, buckner
Still, Colt clearly put it behind him
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 1:19 PM CST reply actions
Very nice indeed
He was in soft there, but closed and made the sure tackle.
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
Last 7 drives: -22 yards...ouch.
The swine flu takes a Will Muschamp shot every September.
by pleaseplaykindle on Nov 14, 2009 1:23 PM CST reply actions
Shipley scares me somtimes.
One awkward tackle in the open field and our #1 all time receiver is out of action.
The swine flu takes a Will Muschamp shot every September.
by pleaseplaykindle on Nov 14, 2009 1:25 PM CST reply actions
Caveat:
I understand that his return style is what makes him useful, but hot damn.
The swine flu takes a Will Muschamp shot every September.
by pleaseplaykindle on Nov 14, 2009 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
Seems like he's due
Been an awfully quiet game for the kid. Baylor’s been smart not to challenge him, though.
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
it's gonna be tough
considering i can’t recall the last time they threw it more than 5 yds downfield
Can we not have Ship returning punts in blowouts?
unless they tell him to fair catch it
at this point i seriously agree
no sense in him getting blown up or twisted on coverage when we don’t need a gamebreaker
How many points do we need to put up to repay Briles for #5 in the Coaches Poll?
70?
The swine flu takes a Will Muschamp shot every September.
by pleaseplaykindle on Nov 14, 2009 1:27 PM CST reply actions
Texas was 74pts. behind OU in the final coaches' poll
(1482-1408)
I’d say that’s as good a number as any.
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
Not since ULM, right?
The swine flu takes a Will Muschamp shot every September.
by pleaseplaykindle on Nov 14, 2009 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
UTEP
"I don't ever miss free throws. I'm like 100-percent from the free throw line. I just don't think about missing and if you think about missing you're going to miss. I just take my time and know I'm going to make it and I do," McClellan said.
Mack Brown:
the REAL great communicator
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 1:32 PM CST reply actions
Well crap
"I don't ever miss free throws. I'm like 100-percent from the free throw line. I just don't think about missing and if you think about missing you're going to miss. I just take my time and know I'm going to make it and I do," McClellan said.
Ugh...Chiles...
The swine flu takes a Will Muschamp shot every September.
by pleaseplaykindle on Nov 14, 2009 1:32 PM CST reply actions
and contol the clock. Either Fozzy or Tre' would have done nicely on that series I should think.
"We don't freestyle Texas Fight, big boy." - Coach Brown
From the Barking Carnival open thread:
“John Chiles gets tackled by caucasians in the open field.”
“Chiles now falling down BEFORE the catch.”
“Chiles and Kirkendoll = "first-unit." Kill me.”
The swine flu takes a Will Muschamp shot every September.
by pleaseplaykindle on Nov 14, 2009 1:33 PM CST reply actions
BU fans were way too excited about that first down
"If you kick like that, you can wear a tutu for all I care."
Okay, the second one I get
Defense adjustment!
"If you kick like that, you can wear a tutu for all I care."
by SunriseStudly on Nov 14, 2009 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
Quien es mas Acho?
"Can you count suckas?!"
by LonghornLostInMiami on Nov 14, 2009 1:38 PM CST reply actions
BOOM !!!
I'd rather you just say thank you and went on your way.
by MeatchickenHorn on Nov 14, 2009 1:38 PM CST reply actions
1st Pick by a non defensive back all season
"I don't ever miss free throws. I'm like 100-percent from the free throw line. I just don't think about missing and if you think about missing you're going to miss. I just take my time and know I'm going to make it and I do," McClellan said.
acho!
Another turnover forced by Dos Achos!
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 1:38 PM CST reply actions
Nice hands
"Can you count suckas?!"
by LonghornLostInMiami on Nov 14, 2009 1:39 PM CST reply actions
Fumble!
Come on Newt!
"I don't ever miss free throws. I'm like 100-percent from the free throw line. I just don't think about missing and if you think about missing you're going to miss. I just take my time and know I'm going to make it and I do," McClellan said.
He's a freshman, it happens
The swine flu takes a Will Muschamp shot every September.
by pleaseplaykindle on Nov 14, 2009 1:40 PM CST reply actions
Tre' will be pusing up those NOS's this week for that one.
"We don't freestyle Texas Fight, big boy." - Coach Brown
Gosh, Muschamp has our defense giving 100% till the end of the game.
Why can’t our offense do that?
The swine flu takes a Will Muschamp shot every September.
by pleaseplaykindle on Nov 14, 2009 1:40 PM CST reply actions
-30 yards so far… I predict another 20. -50 rushing (including sacks and such)
by Displaced Longhorn on Nov 14, 2009 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
guys id like to see a little here
Okafor, Howell, Vacarro, Marcus Davis, GG, Hales, Monroe, Matthews
Looks like we are scrimmaging the scout team today.
"We don't freestyle Texas Fight, big boy." - Coach Brown
Has to be embarrassing
So much for pretending it’s 0-0 to start the second half.
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
Hahaha +1
The swine flu takes a Will Muschamp shot every September.
by pleaseplaykindle on Nov 14, 2009 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
Tailgating for church tomorrow by now, actually
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
Among the things I ponder when trying to sleep:
Do Nazarene churches prohibit end-zone dances?
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
*Nazarene schools, I meant
Crap. Abort, abort!
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
LEts go to hooters.
The swine flu takes a Will Muschamp shot every September.
by pleaseplaykindle on Nov 14, 2009 1:48 PM CST reply actions
24-12 Mizzou
Gabbert hit Alexander on a bomb for a one-play drive TD
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 1:49 PM CST reply actions
Damn Goodwin
It’s just not very easy for the QBs today
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 1:51 PM CST reply actions
GG's got a rocket arm and some good feet
if only he had good blockers
What do you expect with mullet on the field.
"We don't freestyle Texas Fight, big boy." - Coach Brown
Although it's bad to see the line leaking so badly
He had guys in his face every time he dropped back
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
He's a reincarnation
of Colt “Weasel” McCoy himself.
by ElMariachiLoco on Nov 14, 2009 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
Incomplete on the Texas sideline all in green jersies Jeez !
I'd rather you just say thank you and went on your way.
by MeatchickenHorn on Nov 14, 2009 1:52 PM CST reply actions
AHHH
He’s said “young people” and I got excited…. False alarm.
by ElMariachiLoco on Nov 14, 2009 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
Wow. Beebe is an idiot.
I can’t believe I didn’t know that before. How do we get rid of that guy?
Really? Does my signature suck?
by adt2 on Nov 14, 2009 1:54 PM CST via mobile reply actions
USC would have beat up on Big 10 opponent in Rose Bowl
and the pundits would have continued their “this USC team is the best team in college football history” bs.
Wisconsin 42, Michigan 24
Wow. Two minutes to go…
Looks like Michigan will have to beat tOSU next week to go bowling
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
Yep,
Could be a net gain of nine wins on Michigan this year.
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
No chance.
Been to every home game this year (except Delaware State)…Robinson doesn’t have the athletes on defense to make it happen.
Nice effing knock back by Vaccaro
And then Davis made the good tackle.
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
Beebe quotes
“I like the current system.”
“Id rather see us go back to just the bowl games and let the press decide the champion.”
“A plus-one doesn’t solve anything. USC was 5-6 a few years ago and they wouldn’t have gotten in.”
What. The. Fuck?
Really? Does my signature suck?
by adt2 on Nov 14, 2009 1:59 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I unserstand completely.
Sincerely, The Electoral College
45-35
by Brian.HalcYoN on Nov 14, 2009 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
SNAP!!!
The swine flu takes a Will Muschamp shot every September.
by pleaseplaykindle on Nov 14, 2009 2:00 PM CST reply actions
BOOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd rather you just say thank you and went on your way.
by MeatchickenHorn on Nov 14, 2009 2:01 PM CST reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK
The coverage in the NW just stopped for a pre-game show.
I hate FSN. We have a winner for worst broadcast ever.
"If you kick like that, you can wear a tutu for all I care."
VS > FSN
Big 12 needs to get better media deals, and Beebe is a big part of the failures in that regard.
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed.
I’m getting frustrated with this “cut back into the action after the play has already started” crap. They’re playing more ads and replays than the actual game.
by ElMariachiLoco on Nov 14, 2009 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
They are showing video of warm ups
and making Beaver puns. BEAVER PUNS!
"If you kick like that, you can wear a tutu for all I care."
by SunriseStudly on Nov 14, 2009 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
it would be the defense that scores in the second half and not the offense..
by Displaced Longhorn on Nov 14, 2009 2:02 PM CST reply actions
Don’t say that….that’s how much longer I’ll be in grad school before I have a real job.
by ElMariachiLoco on Nov 14, 2009 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
And Colt ties David Greene with 42 wins.
How.incredibly.awesome.is.that!
"We don't freestyle Texas Fight, big boy." - Coach Brown
For those who care about the Heisman
Colt being the “winningest QB of all-time” is going to be his best bet for gaining momentum for the trophy
the north picture is getting cloudier!
K state looks to be going down……….if Kansas beats Nebraska tonight……then we may be looking at a 4-4 champ and tiebreaker crap.
My goodness, Colorado may win the north for all we know
70-3 vs Colorado
would be only 1 more parallelism….
by ElMariachiLoco on Nov 14, 2009 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
How poetic if that should happen. Let them bring up the rear in the Retribution Tour.
"We don't freestyle Texas Fight, big boy." - Coach Brown
Can you imagine a pack of 6-6 North teams needing a tie-breaker for the division title?
The “winner” most likely going to 6-7. Anyone know if 6-7 means no bowl?
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
Wow
I had almost forgotten about Vondrell McGee.
"Can you count suckas?!"
by LonghornLostInMiami on Nov 14, 2009 2:15 PM CST reply actions
Lets see if GG can throw it long
I'd rather you just say thank you and went on your way.
by MeatchickenHorn on Nov 14, 2009 2:15 PM CST reply actions
GG's having problems connecting
Big part of it is his placement, but a bigger part of it is the receivers. They’re playing with flippers.
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 2:16 PM CST reply actions
A failed genetic engineering experiment
To give dolphin genes to our receivers?
"If you kick like that, you can wear a tutu for all I care."
by SunriseStudly on Nov 14, 2009 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
Marcus Davis
Very nice stop on the pass.
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 2:17 PM CST reply actions
F%&@ that!
Make ’em hurt a little more.
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
There was second pick 6
I'd rather you just say thank you and went on your way.
by MeatchickenHorn on Nov 14, 2009 2:20 PM CST reply actions
Second team is terrible.
"Can you count suckas?!"
by LonghornLostInMiami on Nov 14, 2009 2:20 PM CST reply actions
They are only slightly better than Baylors starters
I'd rather you just say thank you and went on your way.
by MeatchickenHorn on Nov 14, 2009 2:21 PM CST reply actions
Ugh
An abortion of a fourth quarter for both offense and defense.
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 2:21 PM CST reply actions
Wanna see a nice game?
Purdue’s driving on Michigan State right now, about a minute left.
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 2:22 PM CST reply actions
would you rather have the 2nd team get a half of experience… or would you rather be a stat whore and shut out Baylor?
lets get some experience. all these mistakes and missed tackles are only going to make us deeper on the defense. gives muschamp something to yell at them for.
by Displaced Longhorn on Nov 14, 2009 2:23 PM CST reply actions
Stat whore.
"Can you count suckas?!"
by LonghornLostInMiami on Nov 14, 2009 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, lets not build the depth that’s obviously needed on our march to the NC game, all the while exposing our 1st string defense to injury.
by Displaced Longhorn on Nov 14, 2009 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
Displaced sarcasm detector?
"If you kick like that, you can wear a tutu for all I care."
by SunriseStudly on Nov 14, 2009 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
a two word answer that was given as an option doesn’t exactly indicate sarcasm.
by Displaced Longhorn on Nov 14, 2009 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
Frick
Michigan State beats Purdue. I think. Flag pending.
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 2:25 PM CST reply actions
UCF 37, Hou 32
C. Keenum; 32/56, 371 yds, 3 TD, 1 int
by Infield Elephant on Nov 14, 2009 2:26 PM CST reply actions
37-32 UCF, 10 seconds remaining
UH has to go for the onside kick, but beyond that, it’s in ink.
by burntorangehorn on Nov 14, 2009 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
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