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Aggie Week: Let's hear your favorite Aggie joke.

Since the Aggies are on the menu this week, let's share your favorite Aggie themed jokes. I'll start it off.


A Longhorn walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, I know a great Aggie joke. You want to hear it?" The bartender says, "Well, before you tell it I should probably tell you that I went to A&M. And you see those two big guys sitting next to you -- they were linebackers for the A&M football team. And those two guys on your other side -- they're Marines, and they used to be in the Corps of Cadets at A&M. Now, are you sure you really want to tell that Aggie joke?"
"Hell no!" the man responds. "I don't want to have to explain it five times!"

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