Janet Leigh has been an integral part of the Longhorns' success recently, but what if UT's just killing Griffin-less Baylor next Saturday? Let's have a few options on the table in case Janet gets next Saturday off for some reason, like maybe a 52-3 halftime lead. Some of my suggestions are below.
Or, to combine two great ideas, maybe a bear on a bearskin rug:
Any other suggestions?