One of the few times I wish I was a girl

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ew.

by crocodile235 on Dec 16, 2009 4:08 PM CST reply actions

so you want to get pounded by a guy named Sigfried?

I’m pretty sure you can still accomplish that if you’re industrious

by Texastough on Dec 16, 2009 4:27 PM CST reply actions

gross

If you're so sure of what it ain't, how about telling us what it am!

by circa1015 on Dec 16, 2009 5:44 PM CST reply actions

It's not exactly free

if you give up your dignity in the process. But if you never had any to begin with then hey free BCS title tickets woohoo

by seth78 on Dec 16, 2009 8:19 PM CST reply actions

Geek one: How can you put a price on dignity?

Geek two: How can you put a price on going to watch UT in the BCS championship?

by burntorangehorn on Dec 17, 2009 6:40 AM CST up reply actions

Oh man, Van Wilder...Great movie...

I like the second line better though….

“How can you put a price on going to watch UT in the BCS Championship?”

Nice

by mccoy12 on Dec 17, 2009 10:50 AM CST up reply actions

Sigfried's girlfriend...

is one smart woman.

by dimecoverage on Dec 16, 2009 8:43 PM CST reply actions

I should say ex-girlfriend.

by dimecoverage on Dec 16, 2009 8:43 PM CST up reply actions

$50

says he just wants to collect naked pictures of young women.

by BrooklynHorn on Dec 16, 2009 11:10 PM CST reply actions

Douchy.

Greg Davis wears Sex Panther... and nothing else.

by Ese-De-SA on Dec 16, 2009 11:13 PM CST up reply actions

DAMN GOOD IDEA...

look for my post on craigslist lol

by dubhookzem on Dec 16, 2009 11:34 PM CST up reply actions

Sounds like someone's in the human-trafficking biz

Get ’em on the plane, get ’em to the port where they can be sold and either trafficked abroad or shipped to Asia…

In all seriousness, a lot of human trafficking schemes in the US involve ads like this.

by burntorangehorn on Dec 17, 2009 6:42 AM CST reply actions

Was that a Public Service Announcement?

by mccoy12 on Dec 17, 2009 10:51 AM CST up reply actions

Just in case anyone knows anyone really thinking about answering one of these issues. I’ve worked some international human trafficking issues, specifically analysis and contact chaining in tracking traffickers, and things like this aren’t exactly uncommon. I’d hate to have anyone, Longhorns fan or otherwise, roped into forced addiction and slavery because of answering this type of ad.

by burntorangehorn on Dec 17, 2009 3:34 PM CST up reply actions

That’s like a Chester the molester type feel.What girl would feel safe replying pics to that guy or it…..

" bikini shots are preferred (or something sexier). "

by cpabis on Dec 17, 2009 1:28 PM CST reply actions

Didn't some woman get arrested for solicitation for something similar during the world series a bit ago?

Hook'em!!

by ArcticLonghorn on Dec 17, 2009 1:47 PM CST reply actions

Yes, set for trial soon

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homepage/20091217_Sex-for-tix_case_going_to_trial__January_date_set_in_Common_Pleas_Court__Doylestown.html

For two tickets, she promised more, [Officer Michael Brady] testified. "I’ll have sex with both of you. I’ll let you DP me."

Magisterial District Judge Joe Falcone and Finkelstein’s lawyer, William J. Brennan, asked Brady to clarify what the term "DP" meant and the officer answered, "Double penetration."

Brady’s and [Sgt. Robert Bugsch’s] testimony – along with the introduction of topless photos as evidence, images Finkelstein purportedly sent to Bugsch before the meeting – was apparently enough for Falcone. He held the case over for trial in Common Pleas Court, set to begin Jan. 5 in Doylestown.

by krazieman on Dec 17, 2009 3:20 PM CST up reply actions