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Merry Christmas Burnt Orange Nation

Seeing how this is the most wonderful time of the year (to drink beer), I want to wish you and yours all the very best this Christmas and a safe and happy holiday. And since it's been quite the fall season for Burnt Orange Nation, this seems a most opportune time to take a few minutes to reflect on why we wake up every day thanking God we're alive and we're Texas Longhorns...

  • First off, thank you Internet for allowing like-minded Orange Bloods to meet here, mingle smartly, and collaborate on all things Longhorn-sports related...and thank you ESPN for doing a crappy job delving into the blogosphere and giving us Tim Griffin, whose staff photo is apparently the mug shot from the time he got pinched for mopery. That was a tough night, wasn't it, Timmy? Forntunately for you, it's tough to get convicted for exposing yourself to a blind person when there's no "eye witness" to corroborate the story.
  • Thank you PB for Web mastering BON.com, often overcoming your demanding schedule as the Notre Dame Law-Prechaun (Slainte, Peter O'Bean) to provide us with an endless array of thought provoking posts like the ones dissecting Alabama's SEC Title including what flavor of Gatorade the Crimson Tide waterboy prefers and what he was thinking when Tim Tebow sprung a leak...please let me know when you'll be rolling out Osterman All Day day.

No, seriously, keep reading, it gets worse... 

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  • Thank you Mack Brown for returning the University of Texas football program to its rightful place as a perennial title contender and congrats on your 67% pay raise - can't think of anyone more deserving of a little extra walking-around money and given all you've given to us this season, please put yourself down for a little stocking stuffer too. I hope you get yourself something real nice...also, please disregard the lump of coal sent C.O.D. from the UT faculty, they are just bitter that Christmas bonuses were cancelled this year in favor of Jelly of the Month Club memberships. Mmmm, marmalade, membership does have its privileges.
  • Thank you Texas coaches and support staff for helping guide our beloved Longhorns to an undefeated season (oftern taken for granted but never easy), thus allowing them to redeem last year's BCS snub and preventing us fans from having to spend the rest of our lives asking questions like, "what if we'd given Lubbock back to Mexico when we had the chance" and "what if a .018 got you an Obstruction of a Passageway misdemeanor instead of giving the Sooners another Big XII title and yet another shot at the whole enchilada"...oh and thank you Will Muschamp and Greg Davis for agreeing to alternate games, letting the offense win one and then the defense the next one. Besides, blow outs are Fascist, include some nailbiters every now and then, it's more Democratic. 
  • Thank you Colt McCoy for being the winningest QB in college football history, being a first class representative of the University of the first class, and staying classy even after shaving your mustache...also, thank you Hunter Lawrence for not allowing Colt to become the next Chris Simms and thank you Ndamukong Suh for being the Ralph Nader of the Midwest Heisman voting region and giving Colt and the Gang (especially the O-Line) all the motivation they need to get their heads right with ball and go win the trophy that matters.
  • Thank you 2009 Longhorns Defense for hearkening us back to the 1983 squad and giving the offense the first half off on multiple occasions so they could find themselves and the end zone...don't worry about the A&M game, nobody can play well on 3 days rest, Sheeping with the Enemy, and eating a breakfast provided by the College Station Ramada Inn.
  • Thank you BIg XII teams for finding bizarre - yet media-palatable and voter-friendly - ways to shoot yourselves in the foot prior to playing the Longhorns this season and making Offensive Stragegy a Pass-Fail and Fail some more course...thank you Sooners for pissing off the injury gods, thank you Deion Sanders for your candor, and thank you Mike Leach for not starting your QB with the good arm and the club foot in favor of the one who thinks he's in the Taliban.
  • Thank you Deloss Dodds for overcoming your slow start in the 1980's and the 1990's and finally ensuring that Texas Longhorns Athletics will remain at the forefront of intercollegiate athletics for years to come...thank you Longhorns Volleyball for giving us a thrill and to Rick Barnes and the Texas Basketball team, we can't wait to open your present in March

It truly is a great time to be a Longhorns fan.

Merry Christmas BONers and please feel free to comment below on why you're thankful...or just thank me for making you all dumber and wasting precious time that you could have been spending with your family getting toasted on Egg Nog and Rum Ball. It's good, it's good.

54b

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Blew my eggnog on this one
Besides, blow outs are Fascist, include some nailbiters every now and then, it’s more Democratic.

And thank you, 54b, for keeping us in cat gut, er, stitches. Keep it coming forever more.

Happy Holidays, BON’rs. See ya’ll in Pasadena!

"We don't freestyle Texas Fight, big boy." - Coach Brown

by TXStampede on Dec 24, 2009 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

Props on the Tim Griffin Blurb...

Tim Griffin reads this blog oacassionaly, wonder what his reaction will be haha

by MJY6087 on Dec 24, 2009 5:20 PM CST reply actions  

For some reason

Griffin gets a lot of heat because he seems bias towards the Horns. Is this inaccurate?

Throw Ya Horns, Mayne

by texasboi01 on Dec 24, 2009 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothing personal against Griffin

Just giving Tim crap for his staff photo…and I enjoy his chat wraps, I just think ESPN needs to stick to what they do best and leave the blogging to those of us who can still “afford” to be transparent.

Be nobody but yourself in a world that desperately wants you to be like everybody else.

by 54b on Dec 24, 2009 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Merry Christmas, BON

I’ve thoroughly enjoyed reading the site this year. Especially the little tidbits that Dime does. You all do excellent work.

by seth78 on Dec 24, 2009 5:42 PM CST reply actions  

Texas on Christmas eve

 no losses in fall 2009, perfect so far in football and basketball.

by Xerxes on Dec 24, 2009 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

Merry Christmas from the Tide fans!!!

I know a lot of us have really been enjoying our time visiting with you all over here, and I hope you all have a safe and happy holiday tomorrow! Merry Christmas Longhorns!

"You have to create six seconds of hell, every time the ball is snapped..."
-Nick Saban

by KongAtTheGates on Dec 24, 2009 6:51 PM CST reply actions  

More comedic brilliance 54B...

As always…Merry Christmas to all of the BON’rs out there…Hook’Em!!!

"Stats are for losers. I like winning games." - Will Muschamp
"Somebody will always break your records. It is how you live that counts." - Earl Campbell

by Mulliganville on Dec 24, 2009 7:20 PM CST reply actions  

from someone who was there in '83

and all we had was that awesome defense to be proud of… a resounding Hook’em held high this year at Christmas. 10 win seasons as a norm is oh so very sweet, and thanks be to the interweb and all the happy BON’ers out there!

Merry Christmas to us one and all!

by longhornJ on Dec 24, 2009 8:26 PM CST reply actions  

If this piece was a facebook status...

I would have hit the “like” button. Merry Christmas!

by acho81 on Dec 24, 2009 8:59 PM CST reply actions  

Nice to see

you have your name back.

by mreifslager on Dec 24, 2009 10:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

And Don't Forget . . .

the UT baseball team coming oh, so close to the national title this past summer. I know technically that was part of the previous “school year,” but if Christmas is a time for reflecting on the year’s accomplishments, then success on the diamond has to be thrown in there, too. It’s been another banner year overall for Longhorn sports.

by TSRThomas on Dec 24, 2009 9:39 PM CST reply actions  

I know

hasn’t everyone thought about how damn close the football-baseball-basketball title trifecta was in one year? or could be.. oh god.

by Loomby on Dec 24, 2009 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm thankful

for having an audience for my writing and everyone’s input that keeps me on my toes. As a Longhorn fan, I’m thankful for Will Muschamp and the Legion of Boom and the Roommates, incredible representatives of the university. As a basketball fan, I’m thankful that there are at least several times a year when the Erwin Center gets rockin’ like it did Tuesday night and that Rick Barnes decided to stay at this football school instead of bolting for a job like Kentucky, even though he will never truly be appreciated here. I’m thankful for Avery Bradley and Damion James and Doge Balbay’s incredible on-ball defense. As good as 2009 was for Texas fans, I deeply believe that 2010 will be even better, with a national championship or two in store.

Hook ’Em and Merry Christmas!

by Wescott Eberts (GoBR) on Dec 24, 2009 10:15 PM CST reply actions  

Great end of year post

I’m thankful for being a longhorn! It’s easy to be proud and prideful of such a great school that year after year puts champions on the field/court. 2009 was special, and I feel 2010 will get started off on the right foot, and on the right ring finger of every longhorns football player. Basketball is looking solid for a great March run, and baseball always has the promise to make a tough Omaha push for another title. I don’t mean to sound biased, but I bleed Texas orange, and love my horns!

Hope everyone on BON has a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Cya in our second home…Pasadena.

by texhorns10 on Dec 25, 2009 12:47 AM CST reply actions  

Merry Christmas all

Thanks, 54b — terrific post, as usual. I’m grateful to have such a terrific group of writers at the site, and want to especially thank Dimecoverage for her tireless, amazingly awesome round ups.

I’m also endlessly amazed by the wonderful community of readers here at the site. Y’all make it easy to keep at it, day in and out. Best community around anywhere. Happy Holidays to everyone here at BON.

You ain't hurt.

by Peter Bean on Dec 25, 2009 1:02 AM CST reply actions  

You all know what I'm thankful for

An almost unblemished, completely dominant march to the national championship match, only to fall to the very best team ever to play the sport. In 5 sets no less. I’m thankful for Ashley and Heather and most especially for Destinee for giving me endless hours of pleasure watching the most athletic team to take the court at Gregory since I became a fan back in 2002.

I’m also thank ful for this awesome community of Horns Fans, who have opened their minds and hearts to a sport that has been below the radar since the beginning of BON.

I’m thankful for Dime’s daily trolling of the Interweb, for GoBR’s recruiting updates, for 54b’s neverending supply of one-liners, for AW’s roundball roundup, for twstr’s flying feet, for 40AS’s diamond diatribes, and for every other BON’ers contribution to what must be the best community in the blogosphere.

And most of all, I’m thankful for PB for herding all the cats and keeping this thing going. A hat tip to you sir!

Still a Blaine Irby fan

by patienthornsfan on Dec 25, 2009 2:06 AM CST reply actions  

I'm thankful for the people on this awesome site...

…the depth that goes into each post has taught me so much about the collective sport, enhancing the whole Longhorn Fan experience. (the knowledge also helps me keep up with my hubby, who is a D2 official) ; )

Merry Christmas to you all and Hook ’Em!!

by lauraj on Dec 25, 2009 7:20 AM CST reply actions  

8:30am on Xmas

Just had 3 rum balls, because that’s how I roll.

"I live in the tower with Coach Brown." -Bevo

by run Bevo run on Dec 25, 2009 8:31 AM CST reply actions  

Thankfulness.....its the season

I am thankful for the BON nation, the great discussions here,…fun and otherwise.

I am thankful for my family, especially my kids…great son and daughter…

I am thankful most of all for Our Creator and His Son who has given us our many blessings.

Enjoy your day and christmas

Hooking em to a Another National Championship.

by HookemZ06 on Dec 25, 2009 9:37 AM CST reply actions  

Amen

The reason for the season is why we are so blessed.

"Stats are for losers. I like winning games." - Will Muschamp
"Somebody will always break your records. It is how you live that counts." - Earl Campbell

by Mulliganville on Dec 25, 2009 2:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Merry Christmas, all

I had an interesting, if small, twist to this Christmas. We showed up at my father-in-law’s house, and he says his business partner is coming over to celebrate with us. Turns out the guy is not just an OU fan, he’s a former Land Thief himself. There aren’t many guys who could come in and dwarf my wife’s father and uncle, but this guy is 6’7" 300lbs. and used to play TE for OU back under Gibbs before going down his sophomore season.

Anyway, I thought it worth a brief mention. So, who got the worst gift?

by burntorangehorn on Dec 25, 2009 10:58 PM CST reply actions  

i recently got my first apt after college… dad bought me not 1, but 2 sets of pots and pans… like i’m martha f’n stewart. also, i already had a brand new set. gg dad.

by Displaced Longhorn on Dec 26, 2009 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

We have four coffeemakers to our family's name

But now, thanks to the in-laws, we have five: we just received a cafe frappe iced coffee maker, which I’m pretty sure we won’t be able to fit in any of our suitcases.

by burntorangehorn on Dec 26, 2009 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

"Ralph Nader of the Midwest Heisman voting region"

Now that you mention it, isn’t it obvious that what the Heisman selection process needs is a run-off? Not only would this draw out the media circus, it would also afford an opportunity for yet another bowl game — the Heisman Bowl, held on Chrismas Day and pitting the teams of the two final candidates against each other.

BTW: Good to be back and Happy Holidays to All.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. If they get mad, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes.

by Caradoc on Dec 27, 2009 2:26 PM CST reply actions  

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