Mangino is finished!
No more Mr. Goodyear blimp to push around.
about 2 years ago
texascfo
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Yeah I hear Weis and Mangino are now going to do Celebrity Biggest Loser.
"Football's so important in Texas. On the West Coast, it's a social. On the East Coast, it's a culture. Here, it's a religion."
-- Major Applewhite
below the belt on that one...
wait, can’t see the belt, nevermind.
" Answers -- Become Resources."
Without Questions; There are limited Resources...
Easy man he has Dunlap Disease
His belly Dunlapped over his belt.
"I want to be remembered as the guy who gave his all whenever he was on the field."
-Walter Payton
by CoachEtch on Dec 4, 2009 12:29 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Along with 3 large pizzas and an ice cream cake.
"I don't care if I have to run100 times or pass it 100 times...Whatever it takes to win is all that matters to me" -VY
by 2100 San Jac on Dec 4, 2009 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
towels all over lawrence kansas
just let out a sigh of relief. (If you don’t get this, be glad. Be very glad.)
"I don't care if I have to run100 times or pass it 100 times...Whatever it takes to win is all that matters to me" -VY
Worker 1: Is there anything else we need to clean up in here?
Worker 2: I’m not touching that pile of towels.
AD Lew Perkins: I suggest you flip a coin gentleman. This office has to be clean for our new coach Ron Prince tomorrow, and I want it spotless. He’s a bit of a germaphobe, which explains why he shaves his head and avoids all contact with dirt.
Worker 1: No way. I’ll quit first. Hey, what the hell happened to that wall over there?
AD Lew Perkins: Oh, you wouldn’t believe me if I told you. Listen, just make sure you do something about the towels, mop the floor in the bathroom, and–
Worker 2: Are you sure he’s gone? I mean, he was so…mean sometimes. I don’t think someone like that ever really goes away, right?
Worker 1: Yeah? Where does someone like that go when they get fired? This was his life, man.
AD Lew Perkins: Guys, I know this is difficult, but if you could–
A MASSIVE RUMBLING AND SHAKING OF BASS…
Worker 1: Whaa—
AD Lew Perkins: Shit.
by Infield Elephant on Dec 4, 2009 5:13 PM CST reply actions





























